You guys don't lift the toilet seat to piss, right?

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I sit down to piss. Dont have to worry bout the spray going on the seat. My piss stream is retarded and googly like Kirsten Bells eye.

 

[Turk February]

I sit down to piss. Dont have to worry bout the spray going on the seat. My piss stream is retarded and googly like Kirsten Bells eye.

Its supposed to be good for your prostate too.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bathroom hack: stand on the toilet seat and piss in the water tank. Boom...makeshift urinal.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I sit down to pee. My ex wife knew karate. So did my brother.

So you get fucked in the ass too?

 

[Turk February]

So you get fucked in the ass too?

Only when the kata demands it. Very ancient practice. Very important in karate.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

So you get fucked in the ass too?

I proudly serve the brotherman on a nightly basis. Its not gay if youre part of a cool kids club like us.

 

[Turk February]

I proudly serve the brotherman on a nightly basis. Its not gay if youre part of a cool kids club like us.

No one suggested getting fucked in the ass by other men is gay, dont be weird.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I piss in the grass.

When I'm home I almost exclusively piss in my gravel driveway. I always pee in the same spot so every time I do it stirs up a nasty outhouse smell.

 

[PogromStallone]

I always sit down to pee. Only stand up at public toilets.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I always sit down to pee. Only stand up at public toilets.

That’s so fucking gay hahaha.

 

[PogromStallone]

That’s so fucking gay hahaha.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m sorry.

 

[wbgreen]

I always end up getting piss on the seat, but never wipe it up. Feel like that's more of a woman's problem than mine.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You guys are using toilets?

 

[Phish]

I knew you guys were phonies. I piss IN MY DIAPER like a real boy

 

[aRTie02150]

I piss in the sink. I do run the water as I do it, it's rude if you don't.

 

[BUBBLER]

I got a little trashcan about 2 feet to the left of the toilet with a plastic grocery bag in there. Every once in a while I'll take a piss and hear some splash on the bag like WHAT THE FUCK how is that even possible?

You have prostate cancer