You would've been both the best yet worst kid to go to school with, stay in your good booksHonest to God, if I ever had a handgun I'd be pulling the thing on people constantly. That's why I don't have one.
In school I used to constantly turn around to the kid behind me and pull an rubber band like I was going to shoot it at their eye just to watch them squirm and be like "Don't. Don't. Abe, don't. Don't." I genuinely enjoy that reaction.