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All nutslapping aside.
I didnt expect that the shooter would be traced back to a long greyhound bus trip from Atlanta.
I didnt expect that the shooter would be traced back to a long greyhound bus trip from Atlanta.
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As much as the gubmint would like us to believe that the surveillance state is in full control it's probably not quite as good as they let on.they still haven't caught this fuckin guy? Isn't every square foot in new york covered by some sort of camera
At this point everything is on the table. So even the wackiest theories are still a possibility until there are more details.I think it is a hit.
Apparently, the victim is (was) married to a woman so that's almost certainly who is to blame for all of this.
I think she hired a hitman, but not a pro. The idea that he's a moderately stable crackhead, or someone with some gun experience but a major weakness that the wife could take advantage of makes sense to me.
I think he'll be caught within the next two days. Then there will be some kind of connection between him and Brian Thompson's family, or inner circle.
As much as the gubmint would like us to believe that the surveillance state is in full control it's probably not quite as good as they let on.
Some real greaseball shitthey still haven't caught this fuckin guy? Isn't every square foot in new york covered by some sort of camera
Criminal mastermind. He timed his access a ride perfectly
I’d laugh if they refused to pay his life insuranceI think it is a hit.
Apparently, the victim is (was) married to a woman so that's almost certainly who is to blame for all of this.
I think she hired a hitman, but not a pro. The idea that he's a moderately stable crackhead, or someone with some gun experience but a major weakness that the wife could take advantage of makes sense to me.
I think he'll be caught within the next two days. Then there will be some kind of connection between him and Brian Thompson's family, or inner circle.
He knows the bus and train schedule very well awlroitCriminal mastermind. He timed his access a ride perfectly
Every news site I've looked at stops it right before he fires. It's not even gross or disturbing. He could've slipped on a banana peelHere's the video of him getting shot.
It sounds preposterous because who wants to be killed? But I can see wanting to be taken out in an instant rather than potentially rot in prison. "I don't care when or where, I just don't want to see it coming."Just saw a clip of a former police investigator suggesting that the CEO may have hired his own hit. Which if true is kinda funny since the first shot hit him in the leg
Speculate..Speculate…
He sold stock and netted 15 million before an antitrust lawsuit was known to the public. If you make 9 million a year and your house is only worth 1.5 why even bother? Also this is from the end of your article.It sounds preposterous because who wants to be killed? But I can see wanting to be taken out in an instant rather than potentially rot in prison. "I don't care when or where, I just don't want to see it coming."
UnitedHealthcare CEO may have hired his own killer—former police commander
The gunman that shot UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson is still on the loose over 50 hours later.www.newsweek.com
lol, yeah, it was one of the top links when searching out that theory.He sold stock and netted 15 million before an antitrust lawsuit was known to the public. If you make 9 million a year and your house is only worth 1.5 why even bother? Also this is from the end of your article.
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I wonder if he had a Robinhood account with 50 million dollars in it haha.lol, yeah, it was one of the top links when searching out that theory.
The copester strikes againIf you're still interested in this story, or are sleuthing etc...you are not going to make it past #2025 and its paradigm shifts. To you godless dunya-losers, crime solving is just a fun puzzle, with no actual danger, trauma, or systemic rot involved.
Crime isn’t a sassy mystery to be solved; it’s a societal wound, messy and deeply human. Treating it like a game is not only obnoxious but tone-deaf in a world where justice often doesn’t come tied up in neat little bows. Self-righteous, intrusive, and convinced they’re the missing piece in a police force they neither respect nor understand. No wonder horrible ppl like @RobertMewler are into it.
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