You faggots ever jack off in someone’s food?

[aRTie02150]

When I was little one of my older cousins was being a complete dick to me and would make me be his servant. he told me to pour him a glass of Sunny Delight I farted into the glass before pouring the sunny d and watched him drink my fart.

I think about it all the time.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

When I was little one of my older cousins was being a complete dick to me and would make me be his servant. he told me to pour him a glass of Sunny Delight I farted into the glass before pouring the sunny d and watched him drink my fart.

I think about it all the time.

Does it feel good to get it out of your system and admit it? It's got to be refreshing to clear the air.

 

[aRTie02150]

Does it feel good to get it out of your system and admit it? It's got to be refreshing to clear the air.

Oh I cleared air alright!

By that I mean I farted loudly into his glass. I remember it was soooo loud.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Oh I cleared air alright!

By that I mean I farted loudly into his glass. I remember it was soooo loud.

Farting into glasses sounds really, really funny. Did you laugh as you served him his fart-fortified (fartified) Sunny D? Did he suspect anything?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Op is average OT poster

 

[CuntFucker]

When I was little one of my older cousins was being a complete dick to me and would make me be his servant. he told me to pour him a glass of Sunny Delight I farted into the glass before pouring the sunny d and watched him drink my fart.

I think about it all the time.

This is the gayest thing I have ever read

 

[Dog Eater]

Op is average OT poster

Not so. I only jack off on my own food.

 

[aRTie02150]

Farting into glasses sounds really, really funny. Did you laugh as you served him his fart-fortified (fartified) Sunny D? Did he suspect anything?

I watched him drink it as he was playing Madden 96 and I was giggling as he took a huge swig. He had no idea what was going on.

I put the glass right up against my ass when I ripped it so I know the cup definitely smelled like fart as I poured.

That nigga drank my fart. He's been in jail for about 8 years now and won't be out for another 12 or so.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I watched him drink it as he was playing Madden 96 and I was giggling as he took a huge swig. He had no idea what was going on.

I put the glass right up against my ass when I ripped it so I know the cup definitely smelled like fart as I poured.

That nigga drank my fart. He's been in jail for about 8 years now and won't be out for another 12 or so.

Sounds lile he got charged with Man's Laughter!

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Ive always wondered how much sous chef bodily fluid Ive consumed in my lifetime

 

[johnnynoname]

i wholeheartedly can't think anyone is enough of a pure scumbag on this forum to do that


I mean- we have huge pieces of shit who post here but no body that degenerate

 

[DMbA]

I watched him drink it as he was playing Madden 96 and I was giggling as he took a huge swig. He had no idea what was going on.

I put the glass right up against my ass when I ripped it so I know the cup definitely smelled like fart as I poured.

That nigga drank my fart. He's been in jail for about 8 years now and won't be out for another 12 or so.

I was going to say it would be funny to tell him now, maybe it's a bad idea

 

[DominusOdium]

Just yours, homo

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

 

[RaggotFetard]

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WWAWD Black Rest Project?

I see a lot of black rest on train seats and bus benches here in Chicago.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I prefer the Black Light Project.

 

[TravisPickle]

Nothing has made me laugh harder than this retarded thread title when it was originally posted.