You civilians simply don't understand the intricaties of the craft and the dedication it takes to perfect it

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The last time I saw any of his actual "act", he wasn't even doing material anymore. He was just randomly riffing on "topical" news stories he saw on his phone, and when they bombed (frequently), he'd interact with the audience, and tried to turn the bomb into the gag, like his shittiness and laziness was hilarious and cute. I didn't know he was still doing his gay silly voices, as I thought his "henpecked married man with younger wife" was his new shtick.
 
Take solace in the fact he had numerous times expressed genuine ( :image_9248: ) fear that his entire career would become eclipsed by "these fucking characters" to the point he'd eventually be reduced to nothing nothing but them in order to make any kind of living.
This is the most infuriating part of it. In the vaudeville era, it was a dream to have a character that could get you regular work, but since Worm and every other Cellar comedian thinks they’re really a philosopher on the mountain handing down life lessons with the occasional laugh thrown in there, he’s disgusted at the idea of having a successful character.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
This is the most infuriating part of it. In the vaudeville era, it was a dream to have a character that could get you regular work, but since Worm and every other Cellar comedian thinks they’re really a philosopher on the mountain handing down life lessons with the occasional laugh thrown in there, he’s disgusted at the idea of having a successful character.
The wisdom of a high school dropout degenerate larping as a 'married' man is not so intoxicating, is it?
 

The Talking Dead

I'm close to death! Hahahaha hooooooly shit!!
Is this shit really still going??? Since his real-life marriage is more outlandish and SHTICK than his stupid sketch character what’s the point of even doing this anymore?

I checked his youtube channel and it's been a year since he did a new episode. Still, it's unbelievable how long he kept doing them. Nearly 300 episodes of that garbage he pumped out.
 
Is this shit really still going??? Since his real-life marriage is more outlandish and SHTICK than his stupid sketch character what’s the point of even doing this anymore?
If it’s any consolation, Worm still does Chip when talking into his giant, ugly, manly bone structured, faggot Viking man wife’s dick. He calls it a microphone. This is not a joke. He admitted this on Bob Kelly’s latest episode.

“Tssss… is da mikelphone on?! Tsss tss! I’m a sock cucka’!”
 

OldGravyEgg

@AmortizationBossXYZ
This is the most infuriating part of it. In the vaudeville era, it was a dream to have a character that could get you regular work, but since Worm and every other Cellar comedian thinks they’re really a philosopher on the mountain handing down life lessons with the occasional laugh thrown in there, he’s disgusted at the idea of having a successful character.
When Louis listened to that Howard Zinn audiobook he was jerking off the whole time to hairy Jewish Milf porn but enough of it seeped in, the Zinn, for him to play Socrates to our Alcibiades, taking it upon himself to edify us.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Gregory Pecker
Is that a euphemism for sucking cock or is he really just being silly and talking into her penis ?
He'll be in the middle of sucking it and then start doing the Chip bit into the head. It sounds like the tranny pretty much beat Chip out of him though. Like he won't do it publicly for more than a second or two because she straight up told him that the character is retarded, embarrassing and not funny. She also hated Doug Bell and that character is completely gone too.

That podcast was actually good. The tranny also goes on a rant about how their apartment isn't comfortable or homey at all because of all Jim's stupid memorabilia and celebrity photos. She starts getting heated couple times throughout the show just from talking about things that bother her about Jim and when she does the dude voice slips out and you can watch Jim physically cower.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie bonnie bonnie❤️
He'll be in the middle of sucking it and then start doing the Chip bit into the head. It sounds like the tranny pretty much beat Chip out of him though. Like he won't do it publicly for more than a second or two because she straight up told him that the character is retarded, embarrassing and not funny. She also hated Doug Bell and that character is completely gone too.

That podcast was actually good. The tranny also goes on a rant about how their apartment isn't comfortable or homey at all because of all Jim's stupid memorabilia and celebrity photos. She starts getting heated couple times throughout the show just from talking about things that bother her about Jim and when she does the dude voice slips out and you can watch Jim physically cower.
Sounds like he’s miserable and that makes me happy.
 
He'll be in the middle of sucking it and then start doing the Chip bit into the head. It sounds like the tranny pretty much beat Chip out of him though. Like he won't do it publicly for more than a second or two because she straight up told him that the character is retarded, embarrassing and not funny. She also hated Doug Bell and that character is completely gone too.

That podcast was actually good. The tranny also goes on a rant about how their apartment isn't comfortable or homey at all because of all Jim's stupid memorabilia and celebrity photos. She starts getting heated couple times throughout the show just from talking about things that bother her about Jim and when she does the dude voice slips out and you can watch Jim physically cower.
Jim actually blows him?
 

OldGravyEgg

@AmortizationBossXYZ
He'll be in the middle of sucking it and then start doing the Chip bit into the head. It sounds like the tranny pretty much beat Chip out of him though. Like he won't do it publicly for more than a second or two because she straight up told him that the character is retarded, embarrassing and not funny. She also hated Doug Bell and that character is completely gone too.

That podcast was actually good. The tranny also goes on a rant about how their apartment isn't comfortable or homey at all because of all Jim's stupid memorabilia and celebrity photos. She starts getting heated couple times throughout the show just from talking about things that bother her about Jim and when she does the dude voice slips out and you can watch Jim physically cower.
He tried with him once. He was tooting on the Nordstrom and spit it out and said "Dat taste like a big peckah!" And he just pops down a short overhand to the bridge of Jimmy's nose, instantly breaking it. Jimmy's eyes fill with tears and Nikki grabs his chin with those long elven fingers and say's "Don't you ever talk that way to my dick again, worm."
 
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