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You boys ever sit and pine over a girl from long ago?

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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You arent a man until you’re dead inside from not being able to love anyone the same as some whore when you were 21 because you wanted your kids to have her eyes

Fawkin brutal. All women from the past 5-10 years really are just a replacement for some bitch who ended up saying no.
 
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You arent a man until you’re dead inside from not being able to love anyone the same as some whore when you were 21 because you wanted your kids to have her eyes
Disagree. You should roll with the punches and take a risk going forward. Live and learn and be less of a bumbaclut, but don't give up on love, as gay as that might sound to a hive of autistic dudes.
 

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Ain't it fun?
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don't give up on love, as gay as that might sound to a hive of autistic dudes.
100%

Heartbreak is an unfortunate symptom of "not getting timely, enough, or good enough rebound pussy"-syndrome.

While in despair, fawkin brooding and wanting to lower your standards, always remember this sage old advice:
"Fuck bitches, get money." - Junior M.A.F.I.A
 

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Negotiating yourself out of getting some pussy is something we have all done... It's excusable when it's done out of morals, stupidity, or fear of being labeled rapist or toxic. We have all been there.

The DMAN is constantly thinking of 1 moment where his high school gf was smooching him one night, and she started slapping her titties. The DMAN had only seen this done in porno and thought she was either joking or just insane. She even looked up and said "Wanna try slapping them?" And The DMAN didn't slap her tits because he had that bullshit boomer "you never hit a woman" thing in his mind. She was literally begging for it. They were enormous............ Like tears in rain...
I’ve been in a somewhat mirrored position. Had a girl who, first date, wanted me to slap her face while fucking. And I did, hard. She wanted it every time we fucked, and she wanted everything hard and rough. We ended things over a weird situation, but I’ve always been worried about getting fake me-too’d even years later.
 

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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I’ve been in a somewhat mirrored position. Had a girl who, first date, wanted me to slap her face while fucking. And I did, hard. She wanted it every time we fucked, and she wanted everything hard and rough. We ended things over a weird situation, but I’ve always been worried about getting fake me-too’d even years later.


All women under 29 are like this now.
 
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Last weekend i spent the night (had SEX) with a solid 8. 5 foot 9 w curves. She had a luxury apartment and let me watch football on her giant TV the next sunday while she cooked me breakfast. Then we watched Speed together and she thought my stolen Patrice lines about Keanue Reaves were hilarious. For about 5 hours i was happy and comfortable for the first time in years.

Then she told me i had to leave because she "doesnt do this." What? Too real? So i did and havent heard from her since. Ive been sad and confused all weekend.
 

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It’s complicated
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Last weekend i spent the night (had SEX) with a solid 8. 5 foot 9 w curves. She had a luxury apartment and let me watch football on her giant TV the next sunday while she cooked me breakfast. Then we watched Speed together and she thought my stolen Patrice lines about Keanue Reaves were hilarious. For about 5 hours i was happy and comfortable for the first time in years.

Then she told me i had to leave because she "doesnt do this." What? Too real? So i did and havent heard from her since. Ive been sad and confused all weekend.
Are you black?
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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All the time. I was retarded and didn’t recognize that there were at least a dozen times where some broad was teeing it up for me and all I needed to do was make a move. Instead, I was focused on smoking pot and trolling people with my friends.

The one thing I did eventually learn is how hard the power dynamic switches as you slide into your late 20s / early 30s and see that they all sort of offer the same thing (pussy) and want the same thing (marriage and kids).

Piece of advice to our younger brothermen - If you have a good job, make decent money, and aren’t an ugly bastard, you’re going to have a lot of chances to fuck smoking hot chicks. Just try not to marry one with a high body count.
 

DMAN

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Ive been sad and confused all weekend.

They are all pigs who get off on toying with you and seeing if they can get you to react to them how they want. Or she got afraid of how much she likes you AND found out 1 thing about you she doesn't like and used that to justify sabotaging you.
 

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They are all pigs who get off on toying with you and seeing if they can get you to react to them how they want. Or she got afraid of how much she likes you AND found out 1 thing about you she doesn't like and used that to justify sabotaging you.
Yep. It was manipulative.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Not sure how necessary these are, especially the first two. I plowed the most and hottest broads while more or less a couch surfer with $0.
Great point - I’d take it a step forward and say all three aren’t even necessary conditions. You basically just need to wait it out until people start getting married and then the pressure is on. FUCKIN SKANKS
 
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Last weekend i spent the night (had SEX) with a solid 8. 5 foot 9 w curves. She had a luxury apartment and let me watch football on her giant TV the next sunday while she cooked me breakfast. Then we watched Speed together and she thought my stolen Patrice lines about Keanue Reaves were hilarious. For about 5 hours i was happy and comfortable for the first time in years.

Then she told me i had to leave because she "doesnt do this." What? Too real? So i did and havent heard from her since. Ive been sad and confused all weekend.
Take comfort in the fact that she'll probably die alone.
 
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