You boys ever sit and pine over a girl from long ago?

[Front 242]

Got this memory of kissing and fondling a sweet girl in my Honda Civic not long after high school. It was on a forest service road up in the mountains in the dead of night in winter. We sat in the back seat until the early morning. Drinking too much to be posting. Not a humble brag. Punchin out

 

[IanCurtis]

Girl I went to college with- worked on her for 8-9 months (she was a sexual late-starter, as I understood it) anyways I never got anywhere and then gave up, her body was amazing, breasts were amazing, hips amazing, face like a model, she was stunning to look at - every part of her body was just erotic and electrifying. Then, after I gave up, she went nuts - turned out she was an Amber Heard, completely fucked in the head, I was still attracted and she was all up in my face but it was ruined by her loonyness - she even tried hooking up with me after college (she literally ended up fucking some dude who was the spitting image of me - I did all the work, he got all the glory) and I had to walk away (just too insane). I still think about her regularly, more for her looniness but I can't deny her hotness. That's when I learned super attractive women are often the most mentally fucked up (held true ever since too). Front 242 are great by the way.

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN is constantly jerking off to moments from high school where he did naughty things or could have done way naughtier things.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I pretty much only live in the past.

 

[guest]

There are a couple from my teen years. If I could go back and tell 15-18 year old McGowan6 anything about women, it's that they're just as filthy as guys, if not filthier. I didn't pull the trigger on a few because I bought into the Western chivalrous trope that they're these pure, innocent creatures. Put the pussy on a pedestal as the niggers say.

There was this one girl in particular called Chloe. Looked like a young Nicki Cox - auburn hair, hazel eyes, beautiful face. I have flashbacks every couple of years of her looking at me with an expression in her eyes like "will you please fucking make a move already" and I didn't because I was 15 and she made me feel like my faggot heart would pop out of my mouth.

 

[Dennyislife]

Pine? No.

Regret not making a move when it was obvious? Yeah I guess but I am not particularly unhappy with my situation now or various ones since so it's not like it eats at me

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

There are a couple from my teen years. If I could go back and tell 15-18 year old guest anything about women, it's that they're just as filthy as guys, if not filthier. I didn't pull the trigger on a few because I bought into the Western chivalrous trope that they're these pure, innocent creatures. Put the pussy on a pedestal as the niggers say.

There was this one girl in particular called Chloe. Looked like a young Nicki Cox - auburn hair, hazel eyes, beautiful face. I have flashbacks every couple of years of her looking at me with an expression in her eyes like "will you please fucking make a move already" and I didn't because I was 15 and she made me feel like my faggot heart would pop out of my mouth.

I was scared for all types of reasons. One time in 7th or 8th grade at a dance I walk up to this one chick whose sitting down and I'm standing in front of her for several seconds before I realize and look down to see her playing with my dick with her toes. I didn't know how to react, so I didn't lol. She was definitely the most "forward" out of all the broads for some time, but there were plenty wanting a portion that didn't get one because I was a dork. It took me a long time to realize that if a chick is talking to you for more than 5 seconds she's completely DTF. I was just always like "well maybe she doesn't want to" and I didn't want to be a jerk or wrong, or something. Buddies would be like "dude just fucking kiss her" even in college and I was like "derrrrr, I don't know."

 

[TheNanaDook]

I don’t regret specific girls, just not capitalizing on situations that were obvious opportunities that i just missed like a retard.

Though it’s probably easy because every single girl I’ve messed around with, every single one, went on to get fat. It’s strange.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

It was on a forest service road up in the mountains in the dead of night in winter.

Reading this made me so anxious on where this post is gonna go. lol
Romantic stuff always sounds unhinged if you picture the people in the story have literally just met.

 

[Treat Yourself]

I try not to. The past made me who I am but I live in the present for the future, MAAAAAN. Learn your lessons and let them go.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

you may be done with the past

but the past aint done with you

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Thinking about the past makes me sad. Why would I want to be sad?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

every single girl I’ve messed around with, every single one, went on to get fat. It’s strange.

That's just the way it be.

 

[NoBacon]

The DMAN is constantly jerking off to moments from high school where he did naughty things or could have done way naughtier things.

Has the DMAN ever forced himself on anyone?

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

I think about how I could go back and get weirder with some of the sluts I've fucked

 

[1073waaf]

I hope I get to have sex one day so I can think about it later and jerk off.

 

[DMAN]

All the time. The DMAN has plenty of DGIRLS in his past that he thinks about the alternate timelines and where our mongrel children would be by now.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Not since my twenties.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I don’t regret specific girls, just not capitalizing on situations that were obvious opportunities that i just missed like a retard.

Between 17 to 21, I was just so retarded about this. I fucked up many golden opportunities by being so hapless and stupid. I improved later, but there was nowhere to go but up given how pitiful I was.

 

[DMAN]

I was just always like "well maybe she doesn't want to" and I didn't want to be a jerk or wrong, or something.

Negotiating yourself out of getting some pussy is something we have all done... It's excusable when it's done out of morals, stupidity, or fear of being labeled rapist or toxic. We have all been there.

The DMAN is constantly thinking of 1 moment where his high school gf was smooching him one night, and she started slapping her titties. The DMAN had only seen this done in porno and thought she was either joking or just insane. She even looked up and said "Wanna try slapping them?" And The DMAN didn't slap her tits because he had that bullshit boomer "you never hit a woman" thing in his mind. She was literally begging for it. They were enormous............ Like tears in rain...