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You a sweet or salty snacks brotherman?

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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God damn it’s hard to choose. On one hand, you got your popcorn, soft pretzels, and pistachios.

On the other hand you got your chocolate chip cookies, ice cream (only the traditional flavors), and water ice.

It’s a tough one, genuinely.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Salty. Though I do have an instant pudding addiction and I'm a regular fat woman for chocolate. I also like some stuff that's totally bland. A lot of the time if I want a snack I'll just have plain cottage cheese.
I bet you like salty treats (cum) and have a banana pudding (cum) addiction.
 

bumbum8

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A lot of the time if I want a snack I'll just have plain cottage cheese.
I thought people were insane eating this when I was younger, but there's this fancy brand Good Culture that has this double cream cottage cheese that's fucking delicious and like 14 grams of protein.

Love pistachios, love cashews, even plain roasted peanuts straight from the shell are great.

Once you grow body hair your sugar craving is supposed to go down. There was a study done that showed if you give young kids a bowl of plain sugar they'll eat it all and ask for more, but the older the participants got the less inclined they were to sweets.

Aaaaanyway, biltong is pfg as well. Might have to start making some myself.

Speaking of, making popcorn from scratch is so much cheaper and easier and better tasting than the microwaved bullshit. I used Alton Brown's recipe and technique replacing ghee with tallow every now and then and it's fucking fantastic.
 

Africa.com

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All fawking in wit da sodium and msg. The latest bad habit I've acquired is buying a big bag of salted sunflower seeds and spitting out the husks in a bowl like a fucking peasant.
What's your brand, funster? My favorite brand used to be the shitty Walmart brand David, but they switched their formula and use a different seed.
 

Chive Turkey

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Damn I do this all the fawkin time
It feels so wrong and right at the same time. I think I now understand black people who feel uncomfortable eating watermelon all slavey in public.

What's your brand, funster? My favorite brand used to be the shitty Walmart brand David, but they switched their formula and use a different seed.
This one because it's cheap where I'm at now. It's Bullfighter Spanish rather than Beaner Spanish so it might be hard to find in the US.

It might be worth checking out some ethnic stores if there are any near you. Russians and Turks love this shit so they're bound to have some decent quality bags on the shelves.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I thought people were insane eating this when I was younger, but there's this fancy brand Good Culture that has this double cream cottage cheese that's fucking delicious and like 14 grams of protein.

Love pistachios, love cashews, even plain roasted peanuts straight from the shell are great.

Once you grow body hair your sugar craving is supposed to go down. There was a study done that showed if you give young kids a bowl of plain sugar they'll eat it all and ask for more, but the older the participants got the less inclined they were to sweets.

Aaaaanyway, biltong is pfg as well. Might have to start making some myself.

Speaking of, making popcorn from scratch is so much cheaper and easier and better tasting than the microwaved bullshit. I used Alton Brown's recipe and technique replacing ghee with tallow every now and then and it's fucking fantastic.
Cottage cheese is super good for you. It makes me a big strong man. And yeah you have to get the 4% heavy shit, it actually tastes good. The 2% stuff is fucking disgusting. It's all thin and runny and tastes like play doh.

Edit: something compelled me to put cowboy candy (candied jalapenos) in cottage cheese today and it's PFG.
 
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