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Me, I'm a saltster. Crisps (chips), olives, savoury popcorn, cold cuts, jerky etc. Even as a kid. WWAW the schnax?
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You say this when you have sugar in your tank.If you like sweets as an adult I think theres something wrong with you.
I still like a lot of sweet things but I'm never in the mood for them and I have to force myself to eat them if it's around. For example, someone made me pancakes a while ago. If they had of asked if I wanted pancakes I would've said no thanks. So I was kind of like "fuck, now I have to eat all these pancakes" and I took one bite and I was like "oh, I forgot that pancakes are fucking incredible."If you like sweets as an adult I think theres something wrong with you. After I hit like 16 all the sugary garbage I used to enjoy started tasting like shit, and this is amplified because i’m American. Cake, candy, just garbage….i like a lil sweet tho, just a lul bit….
Can’t go wrong with duh salty tho.
I had some smoked cheese earlier. Delicious, but almost unacceptably salty.I mostly eat natural cashews nowadays, but when I do pig out, I'm all in with da salty side, and especially chips. My favourite is sour cream & bacon chips.
I also like cheese trays.
mostly salty, I don't mind something sweet occasionally - like some strawberry cheesecake. I don't get how some people are so into all that sugar
Exactly. Eating sweets is like having sex with big-titted fat chicks. Great while you're doing it, but you feel horrible and ashamed almost as soon as you're finished.I still like a lot of things but I'm never in the mood for them and I have to force myself to eat them if it's around. For example, someone made me pancakes a while ago. If they had of asked if I wanted pancakes I would've said no thanks. So I was kind of like "fuck, now I have to eat all these pancakes" and I took one bite and I was like "oh, I forgot that pancakes are fucking incredible."
Butter tarts are another good example. Just thinking about eating one and how sweet they are right now half assed turns my stomach but if I were to eat one I'd be like "this is awesome."
A sweetser. Got it.All in with da sassy snacks.
Nah but for real I’m a savory brotherman.A sweetser. Got it.
Jim?Almonds, yogurt, bluebreeze, a little granola, salads with no dressing, left the door slightly ajar.
KNah but for real I’m a savory brotherman.
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