Yes, I look great

[guest]

Obviously he looks atrocious - fat, weak, effeminate - but he's so lacking any awareness that he doesn't know how weird it sounds for a supposed man to say "I look great." I mean if 90s Pierce Brosnan said that you'd think "relax, dude. Yeah, you're a handsome guy but now you sound like an insecure dick." For a fat mama's boy looking queer like Rick to say it just sound super gay and delusional.

 

[Caverlock]

@Caverlock, @CarolMaxheinie ?

Patrick completed the 2012 Brewers Mini Marathon in 2:18:27 (A, L), and the 2013 race in 2:15:38 (A, L). The difference between Patrick's 2016 time and 2013 time is 0:24:04. According to Patrick, he ran miles 1-5 at an average pace of 0:11:10 per mile; and miles 5-10, after having run 5 miles already, and suffered a high ankle sprain, ran at an average pace of only 0:12:37 per mile.

Just a moment...

 

[fricklefrackle]

Is this THE Grand Moff Duke? Forgot about this fat faggot.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Dude how could you leave out the girls laughing at him?

I also love they're calling him fat in one of his thinnest photos

 

[guest]

Dude how could you leave out the girls laughing at him?

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Seriously though, that hozebag's proportions are all out of whack. Fucking has a body like bukowski, just these little alcoholic baby arms on a barrel chested gorilla body. The tits are okay though.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Is this THE Grand Moff Duke? Forgot about this fat faggot.

He’s a fat slob and he thinks he looks like an “average guy” because everyone in his life is a tub of shit. Funny he said Pat looks like a average guy and Pat didn’t realize Duke is fat and saying they look the same.

For a guy that doesn’t have a job and nowhere to be Pat being fat and lacking muscle shows how lazy he is. I get to the gym 3 times a week but I have a 40-50 hour a week job. If I didn’t have a job I could work out so much more yet Pat just gets fatter with no excuse for looking the way he does.

EDIT: holy shit he has a Mac & Me poster. That movie is terrible and not in a “so bad it’s good” sense, it was a rip off of ET kids movie and no man his age should own a poster of it. They’re all sick pedos.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Seriously though, that hozebag's proportions are all out of whack. Fucking has a body like bukowski, just these little alcoholic baby arms on a barrel chested gorilla body. The tits are okay though.

Said he isn’t fat yet still had a double chin at least 35 pounds ago

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Dude how could you leave out the girls laughing at him?

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I also love they're calling him fat in one of his thinnest photos

Holy shit, I totally missed that. TYFYS.

 

[guest]

Said he isn’t fat yet still had a double chin at least 35 pounds ago

I was talking about the chick, but pat's tits are okay too I guess. Got those puffy hrt nips, I like those.

 

[BudDickman]

He really does have dysmorphia.

Naw, it's just "fake it till you make it" manufactured confidence. This is the sort of mentality that guys who got sucked into the manosphere like 10 years ago used to have; just pretend to be a cool stud who is swimming in pussy, and you're already half way to becoming that.

I totally think he was following advice from manosphere bloggers post-divorce/cucking.

The backwards hat and frat bro personality.
Doing comedy as a way to meet people.
Riding a motorcycle like a cool badass.
Working out as much as he possibly could being a weak-willed, lazy slob, just to attain a normal male physique.

This is all advice from "the red pill guide to being a cool guy".

 

[Raymond]

Is this real?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Naw, it's just "fake it till you make it" manufactured confidence. This is the sort of mentality that guys who got sucked into the manosphere like 10 years ago used to have; just pretend to be a cool stud who is swimming in pussy, and you're already half way to becoming that.

I totally think he was following advice from manosphere bloggers post-divorce/cucking.

The backwards hat and frat bro personality.
Doing comedy as a way to meet people.
Riding a motorcycle like a cool badass.
Working out as much as he possibly could being a weak-willed, lazy slob, just to attain a normal male physique.

This is all advice from "the red pill guide to being a cool guy".

Frat Pat always make me laugh because of his zero self awareness doesn’t realize how ridiculous he looks. He’s 42 years old yet thinks he just another mid 20s dude from barstool sports “Saturdays are for the boys” and cheering on the brewers.