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Yeah, that's it. SLAM THE FUCKING DOOR.

Turry

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So I should make her crawl through a window instead? That's good thinking.
I had a buddy in Ottawa (faggot town) who's French-from-France girlfriend had OCD. She'd make him climb in and out of the window to their house because she thought the door was contaminated. She'd spray garbage down with isopropyl before throwing it outside. She'd go to the grocery store, buy a new reusable bag each time and get the cashier to throw the change in the bag. Then she'd bring the bag home and leave it in their room to rot because the fridge was contaminated, you see.

He was going crazy trying to get her healthcare here in Canada because she'd overstayed her visa. SHIP HER ASS BACK
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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I had a buddy in Ottawa (faggot town) who's French-from-France girlfriend had OCD. She'd make him climb in and out of the window to their house because she thought the door was contaminated. She'd spray garbage down with isopropyl before throwing it outside. She'd go to the grocery store, buy a new reusable bag each time and get the cashier to throw the change in the bag. Then she'd bring the bag home and leave it in their room to rot because the fridge was contaminated, you see.

He was going crazy trying to get her healthcare here in Canada because she'd overstayed her visa. SHIP HER ASS BACK
At times like that you should be able to call the authorities and have her taken away.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I had a buddy in Ottawa (faggot town) who's French-from-France girlfriend had OCD. She'd make him climb in and out of the window to their house because she thought the door was contaminated. She'd spray garbage down with isopropyl before throwing it outside. She'd go to the grocery store, buy a new reusable bag each time and get the cashier to throw the change in the bag. Then she'd bring the bag home and leave it in their room to rot because the fridge was contaminated, you see.

He was going crazy trying to get her healthcare here in Canada because she'd overstayed her visa. SHIP HER ASS BACK
Lmao I'd give that bitch a swirlie and be like "See? You're fine."
 

Turry

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At times like that you should be able to call the authorities and have her taken away.
I was really tempted to call immigration but they'd probably have given her full citizenship and booked me for a hate crime.
Lmao I'd give that bitch a swirlie and be like "See? You're fine."
I always went out of my way to be gross when she was around. Fuck you. Go home and get your shit sorted.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda does it bother you when I knock on your door with conviction?

I just don't think you can hear a light tap.

And the one time I used your doorbell, you had flashbacks to that day with your first love in Notre Dame, and... Well, I've already said too much.
I don't mind the cop-knock. If anything, when I hear someone knocking softly on my door, even though I did hear it, all the way to the door I'm muttering "How the fuck am I supposed to fucking hear that shit? Fucking pussy, knocking like a fucking bitch. Fuck you. Lucky I'm even answering the door at all you fucking piece of shit."
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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I don't mind the cop-knock. If anything, when I hear someone knocking softly on my door, even though I did hear it, all the way to the door I'm muttering "How the fuck am I supposed to fucking hear that shit? Fucking pussy, knocking like a fucking bitch. Fuck you. Lucky I'm even answering the door at all you fucking piece of shit."

I would always be lucky if you answered the door.

Instead I answer mine to the god damn Hare Krishna's! Yes I like George Harrison, that's where our similarities end!
 
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