Yeah, that's it. SLAM THE FUCKING DOOR.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

post nudes so you can get rid of her more easily. it's time to part anyways

She's cool for the most part, she's just a fucking retarded piece of shit with doors.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

She's cool for the most part, she's just a fucking retarded piece of shit with doors.

When a door closes a window opens.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When a door closes a window opens.

So I should make her crawl through a window instead? That's good thinking.

 

[aRTie02150]

Me neighbor lets her screen door slam shut and eventually I'm going to rip it off it's hinges and throw it in the pool.

 

[Turry]

So I should make her crawl through a window instead? That's good thinking.

I had a buddy in Ottawa (faggot town) who's French-from-France girlfriend had OCD. She'd make him climb in and out of the window to their house because she thought the door was contaminated. She'd spray garbage down with isopropyl before throwing it outside. She'd go to the grocery store, buy a new reusable bag each time and get the cashier to throw the change in the bag. Then she'd bring the bag home and leave it in their room to rot because the fridge was contaminated, you see.

He was going crazy trying to get her healthcare here in Canada because she'd overstayed her visa. SHIP HER ASS BACK

 

[aRTie02150]

I had a buddy in Ottawa (faggot town) who's French-from-France girlfriend had OCD. She'd make him climb in and out of the window to their house because she thought the door was contaminated. She'd spray garbage down with isopropyl before throwing it outside. She'd go to the grocery store, buy a new reusable bag each time and get the cashier to throw the change in the bag. Then she'd bring the bag home and leave it in their room to rot because the fridge was contaminated, you see.

He was going crazy trying to get her healthcare here in Canada because she'd overstayed her visa. SHIP HER ASS BACK

At times like that you should be able to call the authorities and have her taken away.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a buddy in Ottawa (faggot town) who's French-from-France girlfriend had OCD. She'd make him climb in and out of the window to their house because she thought the door was contaminated. She'd spray garbage down with isopropyl before throwing it outside. She'd go to the grocery store, buy a new reusable bag each time and get the cashier to throw the change in the bag. Then she'd bring the bag home and leave it in their room to rot because the fridge was contaminated, you see.

He was going crazy trying to get her healthcare here in Canada because she'd overstayed her visa. SHIP HER ASS BACK

Lmao I'd give that bitch a swirlie and be like "See? You're fine."

 

[Turry]

At times like that you should be able to call the authorities and have her taken away.

I was really tempted to call immigration but they'd probably have given her full citizenship and booked me for a hate crime.

Lmao I'd give that bitch a swirlie and be like "See? You're fine."

I always went out of my way to be gross when she was around. Fuck you. Go home and get your shit sorted.

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

I think making her crush my hand in the door, causing irreversible, crippling damage is the way to go here. Then she'll be sorry.

You can’t possibly expect a black woman to understand the feeling of remorse, can you?

 

[N64 Cube]

I'M TRYING NOT TO HAVE FUCKING 'NAM FLASHBACKS

TYFYS, Abe

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

TYFYS, Abe

You're welcome. I was there in 1992 to purchase a live human being. It was hell.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

So I should make her crawl through a window instead? That's good thinking.

My sister would use the window as a shortcut to go outside.
That's my window story.

 

[UnPRePared]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda does it bother you when I knock on your door with conviction?

I just don't think you can hear a light tap.

And the one time I used your doorbell, you had flashbacks to that day with your first love in Notre Dame, and... Well, I've already said too much.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Grandmoms and moms is white trash. She has two completely white brothers. The one is extremely outwardly racist but he loves his black sisters. It's a weird family.

I was assuming she was a Cumia.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda does it bother you when I knock on your door with conviction?

I just don't think you can hear a light tap.

And the one time I used your doorbell, you had flashbacks to that day with your first love in Notre Dame, and... Well, I've already said too much.

I don't mind the cop-knock. If anything, when I hear someone knocking softly on my door, even though I did hear it, all the way to the door I'm muttering "How the fuck am I supposed to fucking hear that shit? Fucking pussy, knocking like a fucking bitch. Fuck you. Lucky I'm even answering the door at all you fucking piece of shit."

 

[Turk February]

At least you have a door. Since March I've had to do without.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

At least you have a door. Since March I've had to do without.

Did House Man Harold take away your door privileges?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

At least you have a door. Since March I've had to do without.

I also sleep in a Jeep Wrangler.

 

[Turk February]

Did House Man Harold take away your door privileges?

No, I got demoted from that sober house to a significantly stricter one.

Edit - house man Harold works nights here now, he's supposed to keep logs but he doesn't know how to write.

 

[UnPRePared]

I don't mind the cop-knock. If anything, when I hear someone knocking softly on my door, even though I did hear it, all the way to the door I'm muttering "How the fuck am I supposed to fucking hear that shit? Fucking pussy, knocking like a fucking bitch. Fuck you. Lucky I'm even answering the door at all you fucking piece of shit."

I would always be lucky if you answered the door.

Instead I answer mine to the god damn Hare Krishna's! Yes I like George Harrison, that's where our similarities end!