Ya man

[guest]

 

[Getoffmylawn2]

"I haven't worked at a job in 20 years"

fixed it.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He's going to beat Joe Cumias record without a job

 

[bovinebrain]

Yeah because they give you your paycheck daily, they don’t process payroll by the week and catch missed punches in time to pay you or anything. If you don’t swipe in, you’re not entitled to pay in Rick’s delusional world.

He really hasn’t ever worked a day in his life.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Yes. That's surely the meaning of that dream, retard. Sigmund Fraud.

 

[guest]

Classic conservative

 

[Meownaw]

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
S T PEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Edited for accuracy

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Whenever I forgot to clock in at the bar, I would just clock in when I left and hope for the best

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Yes, it’s capitalism that lets you lay about in a pink blankie. It’s capitalism when you steal money from the government. It’s capitalism when the government steals money from hardworking people and uses it to fund wars the people have been opposed to for the past 100 years. Gosh darn that evil capitalism.

 

[guest]

Yeah because they give you your paycheck daily, they don’t process payroll by the week and catch missed punches in time to pay you or anything. If you don’t swipe in, you’re not entitled to pay in Rick’s delusional world.

He really hasn’t ever worked a day in his life.

He's just cementing the fact that he's never worked a real job because his scenario would never happen.

 

[guest]

Whenever I forgot to clock in at the bar, I would just clock in when I left and hope for the best

Yeah back when I worked a job with a clock I would forget now and then and they just fixed it later, no big deal.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Yeah back when I worked a job with a clock I would forget now and then and they just fixed it later, no big deal.

They're legally required to pay you for hours worked regardless of if you clocked in or not. Not that Patrick would know anything about working.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Yeah back when I worked a job with a clock I would forget now and then and they just fixed it later, no big deal.

I made so much in tips I didnt even really care. Ahh shit I forgot to clock in...oh wait, Im walking out of here with $200 in cash (a fortune to college aged me) who gives a shit. I made like 5 an hour anyway

 

[guest]

You can appeal to Reddit crowds all you want, Pat. The Lincoln Project still isn't going to fuck your classic conservative ass w/o a blue checkmark, bro

He got a huge dopamine hit with his cyberstalker thread and that fucking inane Transformers thread so he's throwing shit at the walls in the hopes of going viral again. His dumb piggy thinkin meats just can't seem to grasp the fact that the whole Twitter thing isn't working.

Almost 1500 new followers in the past few weeks. He's had In The Black pinned this whole time, asking people to buy it. Let's see how it's doing on Amazon

Best Sellers Rank: #222,142 in Kindle Store

1 sale/day. Nice career, fatso.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Regular Patrick just punchin' a clock on the jarb site. Just give me a pound of bacon and a container of Guinness, I'm happy.

 

[EraGodless]

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This post proves he hasn't worked a job in his fucking life. Missed punches are a thing and they're an easy fix. Only a literal retard would lose a day's pay and then not be able to pay your bills. Why is he such a fucking liar?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I hope a nigger punches him in outside Hooligan's.

 

[guest]

Regular Patrick just punchin' a clock on the jarb site. Just give me a pound of bacon and a container of Guinness, I'm happy.

Just give me a warm Corona and some cubed chicken.

 

[Tortfeasor]

The meaning of this dream is that he's a fat retard.