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[TheUserRedditBanned]

That's so funny. I mean, how would have Jay managed to split custody? On the road on weekends, working late every weeknight, Jay couldn't possibly have split custody of a small child with her. I mean, I get it, Jay won't argue with her and there's some value to not pissing off the mother of your child but Jesus that's retarded.

Instead of giving her full custody and having visitation privliges that she can't fuck with, Jay just let himself be under of the thumb of his babymama for 18 years? Great move.

I wanna say where are his friends, but I get it. Once a man is invested in a mistake, it's hard to tell him he's wrong, and Jay is especially sensitive to criticism.

Also, his babymama is a fucking vindictive cunt. She would rather keep Jay squirming for 18 years than cut bait and find some other liberal fag Jew pussy to marry and dominate. Way to piss away the most attractive years of your female life you dumb fat bitch. I hope it's worth it to her when she dies alone and unloved.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

I'm glad Carla is taking him to the cleaners, and ultimately Christine gets what she deserved for fucking around with a married man.

I agree, but I also want Isabella's first serious boyfriend to steal every penny of it and combust it in a crackpipe, too.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I agree, but I also want Isabella's first serious boyfriend to steal every penny of it and combust it in a crackpipe, too.

Big Jay is going to regret making his persona revolve around obsessing over blacked cuck porn, because Isabella looks like the type that's gonna keep a lot of brothas cell phone and car bills paid on his dime:

 

[guest]

He frustrates me because he’s almost funny and should be, but can’t get out of his own way. I loved early days of Bonfire but eventually stopped listening because he clogs up his own bits and tramples Soder.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

He frustrates me because he’s almost funny and should be, but can’t get out of his own way. I loved early days of Bonfire but eventually stopped listening because he clogs up his own bits and tramples Soder.

It's Jay's massive ego. Somehow despite worshiping Attell and trying to copy his comedic style, Jay completely skipped Attell's humility.