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WWAWT Pentagon officials testifying that UFOs are real

T-t-t-Terry!

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I was watching one of those stupid animal shows on Netflix and they explained that somebody did a study to verify whether or not cats have object permanence (ie do they understand that things still exist if they can't see them.) As somebody with a brain I could have saved them a bunch of time and money and told them that a PREDATOR who thinks the mouse disappears when it ducks into the hole will starve to death.
 

NoBacon

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Why would you expect to find wisdom in a scientific paper??? It's just measurements and observations. The lowest form of knowledge.

I think CS Lewis nailed it in the 30s with the space trilogy, which is really theological science fiction about obedience and faith vs expansionist knowledge seeking (we must leave the earth to ensure the survival of humanity type stuff) - going down the path of colonising other planets and cheating death biologically is a hell I can’t fathom, and so many people idolise it. If I was a tech billionaire genius guy and cured aging I wouldn’t use it and would burn it, but Silicon Valley and Reddit types think it’s a super admirable goal.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

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I think CS Lewis nailed it in the 30s with the space trilogy, which is really theological science fiction about obedience and faith vs expansionist knowledge seeking (we must leave the earth to ensure the survival of humanity type stuff) - going down the path of colonising other planets and cheating death biologically is a hell I can’t fathom, and so many people idolise it. If I was a tech billionaire genius guy and cured aging I wouldn’t use it and would burn it, but Silicon Valley and Reddit types think it’s a super admirable goal.
I got through the first two alright but I couldn't get into the third.
 

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Are they testifying that there are things we can't explain? Don't we already know that?
This is literally a giant scheme to just give the Pentagon more money. Uhhhh yeah we need 60 billion to research UFO’s. Then their report is inevitably like “These don’t exist.”

And all the Congressmen are like “Yeah sure give a bunch of money to the organization that hasn’t passed an audit in 7 years”
 

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Check out earthfiles Linda Moulton Howe on YouTube. She taught me everything I know about aliens, which is a lot. More than I can type
 
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This is literally a giant scheme to just give the Pentagon more money. Uhhhh yeah we need 60 billion to research UFO’s. Then their report is inevitably like “These don’t exist.”

And all the Congressmen are like “Yeah sure give a bunch of money to the organization that hasn’t passed an audit in 7 years”
It's actually the complete opposite of that. They're testifying that taxpayer funds are being used in unacknowledged special access programs (and also passed off to private contractors through IRAD projects [independent research and development]) to not only study UFOs, but reverse-engineer crashed craft. They're not asking for more money, they want the money that's already being spent on it accounted for and revealed.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

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Check out earthfiles Linda Moulton Howe on YouTube. She taught me everything I know about aliens, which is a lot. More than I can type
She got caught using an image from the cover of a PS2 game and passing it off as an actual alien. Then she got really cunty when it was pointed out.
 
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In this recent interview with a journalist, he specifically names the exact certain intelligence agency programs involved, and even names the directors. Who knows how accurate his sources are, but he's literally naming the people and programs being paid by American tax dollars and who are obfuscating it from Congress and the public, all the while the Pentagon says "There's nothing to this." It's absolutely not a "give us more money" scheme:

 
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