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WWAWT New season of Kitchen Nightmares?

KaNAMBLA Harris

Fine Hatian Cuisine
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Both episodes have been shit so far

That guido faggot chef in episode 2 didn’t show up for work the day after Gordon left… anyone with half a fawkin brain coulda told you that guy was a problem

It’s like Gordon refuses to go in on anybody anymore, when he gave the owner the option of firing him or shaping him up for one last chance and they did the whole “raise your hand if you’re with us” thing I almost fawkin tapped out, I mean it, I really did
 

LiberalPussy

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Both episodes have been shit so far

That guido faggot chef in episode 2 didn’t show up for work the day after Gordon left… anyone with half a fawkin brain coulda told you that guy was a problem

It’s like Gordon refuses to go in on anybody anymore, when he gave the owner the option of firing him or shaping him up for one last chance and they did the whole “raise your hand if you’re with us” thing I almost fawkin tapped out, I mean it, I really did
Gordon has never really been as fire-happy as say Jon Taffer is. He’s always let it be up to the owners.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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I wish pancreatic cancer on this man.
Man, watching that episode made me ill. I typically do not eat out at restaurants because of this show. Only tried and true local places.
 
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guest

Guest
Both episodes have been shit so far

That guido faggot chef in episode 2 didn’t show up for work the day after Gordon left… anyone with half a fawkin brain coulda told you that guy was a problem

It’s like Gordon refuses to go in on anybody anymore, when he gave the owner the option of firing him or shaping him up for one last chance and they did the whole “raise your hand if you’re with us” thing I almost fawkin tapped out, I mean it, I really did
Did he really not turn up or is that a joke
 

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
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This episode a bit better than last weeks, but still blew. Gangster chef was funny, but that was it. Very obvious Gordon is just doing another season for cash and then he'll just go back to producing that shitty Kitchen Commando knock off.
 

Riccardo Bosi

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When everyone was saying the guy is like joe cumia, i watched. I was like yeah the owner does have some of his mannerisms... then the chef appeared and i was like hahaha holy shit
He's Joe if he continued his career of being a potato peeler. Just a fuckin New Jersey wop what put cheese whiz on every meal.

I legit hope the owner turns it around, he was actually a nice guy.
 

Riccardo Bosi

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i can’t fuckin believe that owner was paying that dude $100k to cook food badly in a mall restaurant. The “Culinary Gangster” should have been making $60k tops, and even that’s pushing it
I think he said they were friends before he hired him? Nearly always a bad move, and not just because he made friends with a Cumia.
 

Riccardo Bosi

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Yeah but the owner had several restaurants beforehand and should have known better. Don’t hire your friends
Yeah I don't get it. Plus look at the size of this "diner" and the signage and everything, he was blowing money like crazy.

I just don't understand how the owner doesn't periodically say "hey, make me something" and if it's shit, threaten the guy's job. "Don't tell me how to cook" nigger I pay your salary (and the chef was spending his money ordering the ingredients?)
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
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Yeah I don't get it. Plus look at the size of this "diner" and the signage and everything, he was blowing money like crazy.

I just don't understand how the owner doesn't periodically say "hey, make me something" and if it's shit, threaten the guy's job. "Don't tell me how to cook" nigger I pay your salary (and the chef was spending his money ordering the ingredients?)
And they had FIVE guys on the line assisting the chef and they still put out shitty food. Talk about retarded
 
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