WWAWT Mega Millions being over $1 billion?

[The Greaseman]

If I win I'll buy a McMansion on Long Island, date 16 year olds, pay my older brother an allowance, have sex with trannies, get hair plugs, drink all day, and hire a crooked cop and his wife to do all the adult things for me.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I would donate all of it to Ukraine

 

[TheYepster]

I would donate all of it to Ukraine

are you glad that biden didnt send you to russia

 

[WhereWeAt]

If I win I'll buy a McMansion on Long Island, date 16 year olds, pay my older brother an allowance, have sex with trannies, get hair plugs, drink all day, and hire a crooked cop and his wife to do all the adult things for me.

I, for one, admire Keith's gumption

 

[not that Jack Horner]

if i win i’m buying every billboard in Patrick’s city

 

[NortheastPhilly]

are you glad that biden didnt send you to russia

Yes

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Life changing as in imagine how damaging giving random average Americans 1 million dollars would be. So many would unironically ruin their lives. (I know her? math is wrong)

The worldstarhiphop videos would be worth it. Also knowing the Chinese kids would be working 23 hour a day schedules to make our cheap shit would help.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

if i win i’m buying every billboard in Patrick’s city

I'd buy Hooligan's and turn it into Trump 2024 HQ.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If there is a god and he has a sense of humor. He will gift this jackpot to a patposter.

 

[Udders]

White people never win these things.

 

[guest]

This shit makes me laugh because I think of Elliot Roger's manifesto when he's talking about how he finally knew his destiny when he saw the jackpot and was unironically seriously shocked when he didn't win. Fucking retarded asshole. Bad guy!

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

My lucky numbers are 60, 8, 56, 6, 9, 28, and 7

 

[WhereWeAt]

Don't be stingy wit da mustard!

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I’m shocked I didn’t win

Man, I would have bought WC Fields hat, then bought an authentic Navajo peace pipe and smoked crack out of it

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

My lucky numbers are 60, 8, 56, 6, 9, 28, and 7

14 88

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I could buy an N word pass from Oprah Winfrey

I got mine for free from a fellow cart-pusher named Fai

 

[guest]

I bought 10 tickets and got ONE number total from all 10. I don’t see how that’s possible.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

i get irrationally angry hearing these ludicrous sums of money going to some faggot who bought a ticket at a convenience store. i hope whoever won is killed on their way to pick up the oversized check.

 

[TheYepster]

I bought 10 tickets and got ONE number total from all 10. I don’t see how that’s possible.

can you explain why there are gay porn in your profile page

 

[guest]

can you explain why there are gay porn in your profile page

I’ve never looked at my profile page before