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my go to for a while was a Shot in the Dark. a shot of espresso in a cup of black coffee. that'll get you goinghas anyone ever "pre-caff'd"...
That's when you take one of those, say, expresso shot gimmicks that Starbucks sell and then you go get coffee?
Listening to you kill it on the secret stream of NPSIm a pussy when it comes to caffeine. Any more than a 20 oz coffee gives me a jittery panic attack. And it motherfucks my sleep if I have it too late in the day.
Dude you need to go to a meeting and call ya sponsorall I need is a cup a joe and I'm ready to start on the jobsite.
My plantain nigger friend introduced me to homemade cuban coffee (in the coffee maker thing) and I've been drinking that shit 5-6 times a day, black, no sugar.
makes you shit right away and gets you horny as fuck. I don't know I I can break this addiction, it's a tough one man.
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Bought this stuff on whim a month back and now I go through a $20 bag per week. It's awesome stuff.
Because just straight coffee gives me a dry mouth and heartburn, I also use the following creamer..
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I like to wake up with a nice warm Dicken’s Cider.
View attachment 38380wwaw running that foil. I'm so high im in harry potter right now im about to have a magic fight with mr gubblegums
Well said, yo.Yo, I fuckin love coffee. Pretty much anything is fair game, from the garbage swill you get at starbucks to the expensive ass Jamaican Blue Mountain shit.
Just like weed, tho, I can't fucking handle the type of people that make coffee a cornerstone of their personality. It's like, yo just drink a cup of coffee and stop with the excessive faggotry.
If you've ever used the word "tannin" when discussing coffee, you should take a half gainer off the nearest roof.
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