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Wwawd women imitating porn stars when fucking?

Stent

jewery duty
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They'll dress skanky, pretend to be a porn star, and then refuse to let you cum on their face. It's a fuckin' gyp.
Don't talk down to me! Men always assume their opinions are superior. Also, here's a photo of my pussy for $30.

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THE D

SUFFERING FROM DMANIA, PRONE TO DMANIC EPISODES
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Whenever this happens to me, it makes me roll my eyes and takes me out of the moment. I just want to look her in the eye and go "Bitch, Stop it." every time, but I just quietly endure the second hand embarrassment to not kill the mood anymore than she already has.

I recall one in particular where I was eating her pussy and she was basically screaming at the top of her lungs. It was so ridiculous I almost thought she was only trying to bother her roommate (who was watching TV in the living room.)

The only upside to an overly vocal woman is that it drowns out the gross and involuntary sounds. I don’t need to hear the sound of physical contact or animalistic grunts.

The only exception is the queef which is always fucking hilarious and something I’ve always called out. Women especially seem to love it.

See I'm the exact opposite. I don't want to hear her fake moaning and screaming or trying to articulate anything, it's really the bodily sex noises that turn me on. Like the clap of her ass or legs against me. Or the wet mouth noises while getting blown. And I love a good choke sound where it almost sounds like she's trying to talk but it comes out like pukey radio voice vomitspeak. Have a bitch doing the Mancow. Aheeyuck, TURD~!!!

That being said, I do appreciate a woman who knows how to do dirty talk properly. But it's so rare because so many of them try and fail with corny Porn imitations. YEAH! DO YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT???? Yes, stupid. I like it, but you're ruining it.
 
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