Wwawd women imitating porn stars when fucking?

[guest]

Anyone else experienced this gay shit?

First time I've had this happen and I've fucked a laaaaawta fawkin women... Sniff.

She talked normal and conservatively up until I put my dick in her and then started moaning like a porn star, including stuff like "ughhh yess yesss, fuck me! Oh yes baby fuck me!!" Cliche, phony pornstar shit.

It was the weirdest thing ever. Not a turn on or a turn off, but she obviously watched porn and thought that's what you're supposed to do, and it made me feel awkward.

Women are retarded.

 

[The Greaseman]

Pornography is cancer. Everyone involved with its production should be rounded up and executed.

 

[Jenna]

You've never had a woman be enthusiastic about sex before? "Yes yes" and "fuck me" are pretty standard if she's into it.

 

[Stent]

A new woman has to be retrained every time. She's fucking you the way her last guy wanted.

 

[guest]

A new woman has to be retrained every time. She's fucking you the way her last guy wanted.

I told her to just lay there and pretend to be dead and she got all libtarded on me.

 

[Stent]

I told her to just lay there and pretend to be dead and she got all libtarded on me.

Yell at her "Well I guess I'll just go shit in the toilet then!"

 

[Dennyislife]

I had one girlfriend want to do step roleplay. She was a only child

I did it. It felt silly. I broke and laughed and she got mad.

Wimmin

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

She was a only child

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Ya know what fella, that's just an honest girl trying to put in effort. An "A for effort", that's my take!

 

[Mitch Weaver]

As long as she hasn’t fucked nogs or been spit roasted, live & let live.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The only upside to an overly vocal woman is that it drowns out the gross and involuntary sounds. I don’t need to hear the sound of physical contact or animalistic grunts.

The only exception is the queef which is always fucking hilarious and something I’ve always called out. Women especially seem to love it.

 

[Harry Powell]

I’m not into it. It comes off as silly to me. I want pure animalistic sex, just bodily function sounds, heavy breathing, maybe some quiet crying, those kinds of things.

 

[Jenna]

The only upside to an overly vocal woman is that it drowns out the gross and involuntary sounds. I don’t need to hear the sound of physical contact or animalistic grunts.

I’m not into it. It comes off as silly to me. I want pure animalistic sex, just bodily function sounds, heavy breathing, maybe some quiet crying, those kinds of things.

 

[HH Brother]

You're not a man if she ain't calling you Papi Chulo, funster.

 

[Petworth dude]

Not sure about women, but my best friend Nick Mullen acts strange when I fuck him in the ass.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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Why the fuck are you posting pictures of a underage looking Hispanic boy in a thread about women moaning like pornstars?

Disgusting.

 

[Jenna]

Why the fuck are you posting pictures of a underage looking Hispanic boy in a thread about women moaning like pornstars?

Disgusting.

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Hey buddy! Welcome back from your latest mental health episode.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Hey buddy! Welcome back from your latest mental health episode.

I just had a little accident, but they put me all back together again, thank god.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It’s annoying. Especially if you live with other people.

 

[Harry Powell]

I was fucking my ex at my parents house and she would not shut the duck up. I was legitimately smothering her with a pillow and not for fun and games.