WWAWD washing your hands after you use the bathroom.

[Prince Bvstin]

WWAW growing a long spoon like finger naIl to scrape off the doo doo like an A Rab?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

But I always wash my hands before I take a piss

 

[ToeTriggerAidsGun]

Only after I shit. Pointless to do it after taking a piss.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I unironically wash my hands 20+ times a day.

I ironically wash my hands 20+ times a day.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Same. Or restaurants.

I’ve gone to parties where people give me food to take home and I just throw it out. I’m here to drink your beer not eat chili.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I wash my hands on a OCD level.

*an OCD level. Nice OCD, stupid.

 

[ToeTriggerAidsGun]

I’ve gone to parties where people give me food to take home and I just throw it out. I’m here to drink your beer not eat chili.

I've gone to parties too.

 

[guest]

I’ve gone to parties where people give me food to take home and I just throw it out. I’m here to drink your beer not eat chili.

I used to just take a couple beers for the ride home. Crank up the tunes and have a road soda while holding your stinkfingers out the window, brotherman

 

[CuntFucker]

Retard can't use the bathroom without help

Checks out

 

[Dog Eater]

I always wash my hands before I take a piss

TGGI. I’d rather keep my fawkin peckah clean than my hands. That said I thoroughly wash my hands with soap after taking a shit.

literally everything in a bathroom from the door handle to the faucet is crawling with fecal matter

This is why I don’t touch a single surface in public toilets with my hands. I’ll turn the fucking faucet on with my shoe if I have to. I’ve walked into public restrooms that were just too dirty to use so I pissed on the wall instead. The fuck do I care if Dan Mullen’s wife has a rough day at work.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

TGGI. I’d rather keep my fawkin peckah clean than my hands. That said I thoroughly wash my hands with soap after taking a shit.


This is why I don’t touch a single surface in public toilets with my hands. I’ll turn the fucking faucet on with my shoe if I have to. I’ve walked into public restrooms that were just too dirty to use so I pissed on the wall instead. The fuck do I care if Dan Mullen’s wife has a rough day at work.

Anyone else ever piss all over the wall at a bar because the bartender was being a dick?

 

[aRTie02150]

What is tggi?

Trans Global Group Inc. you nitwit.

 

[guest]

You never fail to fascinate me Art.

I wash my hands with soap after a shit, after a leak i just rinse them with water.

He’s the only reason I even look at Off-Topic anymore.