WWAWD washing your hands after you use the bathroom.

[aRTie02150]

I very rarely do it. Sometimes I'll just run the sink so people who might be listening can think I washed my hands, when I didn't.

It's so funny because I'll take the time to turn the water on for a few seconds and shut it off and still pull down a paper, all the while could have just washed them.


Weirdly I'll wash my hands a few times during the day just out of the blue.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I'll pick off some dingleberries and then go make a sandwich (not with the dingleberries that'd be gross)

 

[guest]

You never fail to fascinate me Art.

I wash my hands with soap after a shit, after a leak i just rinse them with water.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I pretty much exclusively piss outside so I'd be lying if I said I warshed my hands every time.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I unironically wash my hands 20+ times a day.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I always feel cool when some guy is washing his hands, I get done peeing and just walk out right past him.
As if to say, I got places to be buddy, have fun fake washing your hands while I go do important things

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

if the TP comes back clean, I don't feel obligated. Washing your hands after a piss is just a tacit admission you don't wash your penis properly.

 

[bovinebrain]

If I see someone I know not properly wash their hands after using the bathroom, I instantly lose all of my respect for them. Soap, water, good scrub, rinse. How am I supposed to respect someone who can't even respect themselves enough that they eat food with shit-laced hands? And yes, shit-laced, because literally everything in a bathroom from the door handle to the faucet is crawling with fecal matter. And then you go and eat a sandwich with those same hands? I see it as barbaric behavior and will treat you accordingly.

It's also why I cook and almost never eat at restaurants. There's pieces of shit all over that food.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

You never fail to fascinate me Art.

I wash my hands with soap after a shit, after a leak i just rinse them with water.

Fawk, I’m the same way.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I wash my hands with the urine while taking a leak.

 

[Stent]

This thread is why I don't eat at other people's houses.

 

[guest]

This thread is why I don't eat at other people's houses.

Same. Or restaurants.

 

[guest]

This thread is why I don't eat at other people's houses.

No one ever invites you to though

 

[guest]

Same. Or restaurants.

No one ever invites you to though

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[Stent]

No one ever invites you to though

*slaps desk*

 

[guest]

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He wasn't talking to me, stupid.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I very rarely do it. Sometimes I'll just run the sink so people who might be listening can think I washed my hands, when I didn't.

It's so funny because I'll take the time to turn the water on for a few seconds and shut it off and still pull down a paper, all the while could have just washed them.


Weirdly I'll wash my hands a few times during the day just out of the blue.

Are you me? This is fucking uncanny. I'm also high af, so maybe this isn't as mind blowing as it seems right now.

 

[1073waaf]

 

[aRTie02150]

Are you me? This is fucking uncanny. I'm also high af, so maybe this isn't as mind blowing as it seems right now.

I just took a dab and am also a little high so maybe you are.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I wash my hands on a OCD level.