WWAWD talking to girls on AOL / AIM

[aRTie02150]

I used to live on AIM back in the day.

I remember I followed a girl into a chatroom and the next day in school she called me a stlaker in front of people.

I was so embarrassed that I still think about it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I used to live on AIM back in the day.

I remember I followed a girl into a chatroom and the next day in school she called me a stlaker in front of people.

I was so embarrassed that I still think about it.

Should have loosened her teeth with the back of your hand. That would have learned her to STFU.

 

[guest]

I was on ICQ back in the day. I downloaded some thing that made all the sounds Austin Powers themed. Pretty sure it gave the family computer a virus, but that's okay because my mom would constantly download aquarium screensavers that would make the computer crash every time they came on, my dad would get mad and then she'd get mad at him for justifiably getting mad and I'd listen to my parents scream at eachother like fucking faggots even though they were aware that it bothered the shit out of me. So I'd lose MY shit to divert their attention and now I'm a fucking psycho who can't have anyone raise their voice in my presence without wanting to headbutt them.

But yeah, anyways, I used to just ask random girls (probably guys) what their "bra size" was. I legit thought that was being smooth.

Always 34 B. The guys don’t know how it works so you’d get a silly answer like 40 A from a brown man in an Internet cafe.

 

[guest]

Another funny bit was to ask someone to "cyber" then if you could get one just say shit like...

"I'm about to put it in......oh gosh im so sorry I just sneezed and lost control of my bowels!"

 

[Toast]

I peaked to early with the late 90's cybering. Was all downhill from there.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD fighting with your highschool girlfriend on MSN messenger, blocking eachother repeatedly and communicating through the little tag line thing beside your username because when you were blocked she could still see that? Everyone else had like Tool lyrics and shit and me and her always had "You're a lying asshole" or "I hope you drown in the toilet you fucking whore" and everyone could see it. It was always all caps though, because caps means yelling.

I don't know how I ever had any friends.

 

[guest]

WWAWD fighting with your highschool girlfriend on MSN messenger, blocking eachother repeatedly and communicating through the little tag line thing beside your username because when you were blocked she could still see that? Everyone else had like Tool lyrics and shit and me and her always had "You're a lying asshole" or "I hope you drown in the toilet you fucking whore" and everyone could see it. It was always all caps though, because caps means yelling.

I don't know how I ever had any friends.

ME: I’m fawkin heating up over here.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Another funny bit was to ask someone to "cyber" then if you could get one just say shit like...

"I'm about to put it in......oh gosh im so sorry I just sneezed and lost control of my bowels!"

That does sound hilarious tbh but I was such a horny little fuck back in the AIM/MSN messenger days that I never thought to try and make it funny. I just wanted to cum.

 

[NoBacon]

When I was 9 or 10, I was in social housing in a household with just 1 parent who was absent and drunk. They had a scheme were we got free unlimited internet (when it was dial up) and I had completely unsupervised access to it and was on it all the time. The Wild West internet era around 2000.

I was in every weirdo forum and chat, I saw every cartel murder etc.

Good times. Very good times.

Internet dating used to be very simple. “Hey, I think you’re cute, wanna hook up and see if it goes anywhere?” was all you had to say. I would strike out 7/10 times but I didn’t care.

Now you’re likely to be arrested for sexual abuse if you flirt even remotely risqué.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I miss aol.

 

[bantadant]

Did you send the question, then minimize the window and not look until you heard the chime?

I minimized it and walked away from the computer like a nervous nelly for like ten minutes before I checked it

 

[Imager]

I wonder how many people still pay for AOL access because they never canceled.

 

[guest]

I wonder how many people still pay for AOL access because they never canceled.

The old cumpound media business model.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I used to live on AIM back in the day.
I remember I followed a girl into a chatroom and the next day in school she called me a stlaker in front of people.
I was so embarrassed that I still think about it.

Stalking is cool and funny and I won't let women and fat faggots with bitch tits tell me otherwise.

 

[Harry Powell]

I played a lot of web based games and joined clan forums so getting kicked off reddit really brought me back.

One of these games I met a British "kid" who "introduced me" to his "female" "friend" and we would AIM for hours

In hindsight, I'm confident it was a greasy old dude and the girl was just his grooming account

I was def catfished for 6mo by a Canadian faggot pretending to be a goth chick

 

[guest]

I was def catfished for 6mo by a Canadian faggot pretending to be a goth chick

I was too by a black woman pretending to be a Russian chick. We are still LinkedIn friends lol

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I fawking asked my wife out for the first time over AIM. I do not tell this to people I know in real life

Dude, same. 2002. Her friend and I had been fucking off and on for a few years and she thought I was a ssssssscumbag. Used to message her here and there on AIM w funny shit or new bands I thought she'd be into. Just enough so I stayed on her radar.

I knew she was coming home for Thanksgiving, so I said we should hang out when she was back in town. She wore a tight sweater and her cans were a'poppin, obviously to send me mating signals. Sealed the deal that night and haven't looked back.

The amount of ass I got through AIM in the late 90s through 2000s was silly. It was like an all-you-can-eat buffet back then, especially in the DC indie rock scene.

 

[aRTie02150]

I remember getting a spam email from some lady and adding her to my buddy list. I went to her hometown.aol.com page and remember she was born in 1969, so almost 20 years older than me.

She was well aware that I was about 10 years old and would send me pictures of her in miniskirts.

She was a predator.

 

[guest]

Me and a friend used to pretend we were other kids from school and send ridiculous emails to teachers. Seeing them confronted about it would be some of the hardest laughs I've ever had.

 

[EraGodless]

This is another one of those topics where I feel like I should go to church and light a candle thanking god I missed out on all this "fun."

I got online in 1996. I was 30 years old (yes, I'm THAT old) and was already ecstaticly happily married. So I missed out on all the online dating and sexy time chats. I only ventured into music and sports related chat rooms.

I cannot imagine how much of a jack ass I woukd have been if I had this technology when I was 14.

Damn nigga, I thought I was old.