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WWAWD talking to girls on AOL / AIM

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I think about when I first started using the internet sometimes and it makes me want to KIWWWW ME-SEEWWWFF.

Everything from the retarded screen names to the gay profiles, to the shit I would say to other girls. There was one "girlfriend" in 6th grade I would talk to online all the time, and I would get scared shitless when I saw her in person. Embarrassing.

Trying to play it cool talking to the prettiest girl....

Me: Hey
Her: Hi
Me: Sup?
Her: Nm u?
Me: Same
.....
Me: Brb
Her: k
Me: Back
Her: g2g bye
Me: Same, bye

Close, but no cigar! So, I'd take it to the AOL chat rooms for some real freaky action!

I would find a picture of some ripped guy with tattoos and a guitar and pretend to be a 17-year-old BADASS. Once it got to the point where some punk rock girl was mailing letters to the house with polaroids or her tits and snatch. PFG until my mom got to the mailbox before me one time. Since she was a silly goose who knew nothing about computers, I was able to convince her our computer was hacked, and someone must be pretending to be me to this girl. You think I WANT to see this filth, mom??? Somehow, she bought it.... or just figured it was best to stop asking questions.

But ya, pretty embarrassing.....any of you guys ever get these douche chills?
 
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I was on ICQ back in the day. I downloaded some thing that made all the sounds Austin Powers themed. Pretty sure it gave the family computer a virus, but that's okay because my mom would constantly download aquarium screensavers that would make the computer crash every time they came on, my dad would get mad and then she'd get mad at him for justifiably getting mad and I'd listen to my parents scream at eachother like fucking faggots even though they were aware that it bothered the shit out of me. So I'd lose MY shit to divert their attention and now I'm a fucking psycho who can't have anyone raise their voice in my presence without wanting to headbutt them.

But yeah, anyways, I used to just ask random girls (probably guys) what their "bra size" was. I legit thought that was being smooth.
 
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Norma Buster's Beefers said:
I think about when I first started using the internet sometimes and it makes me want to KIWWWW ME-SEEWWWFF.

Everything from the retarded screen names to the gay profiles, to the shit I would say to other girls. There was one "girlfriend" in 6th grade I would talk to online all the time, and I would get scared shitless when I saw her in person. Embarrassing.

Trying to play it cool talking to the prettiest girl....

Me: Hey
Her: Hi
Me: Sup?
Her: Nm u?
Me: Same
.....
Me: Brb
Her: k
Me: Back
Her: g2g bye
Me: Same, bye

Close, but no cigar! So, I'd take it to the AOL chat rooms for some real freaky action!

I would find a picture of some ripped guy with tattoos and a guitar and pretend to be a 17-year-old BADASS. Once it got to the point where some punk rock girl was mailing letters to the house with polaroids or her tits and snatch. PFG until my mom got to the mailbox before me one time. Since she was a silly goose who knew nothing about computers, I was able to convince her our computer was hacked, and someone must be pretending to be me to this girl. You think I WANT to see this filth, mom??? Somehow, she bought it.... or just figured it was best to stop asking questions.

But ya, pretty embarrassing.....any of you guys ever get these douche chills?
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I fawking asked my wife out for the first time over AIM. I do not tell this to people I know in real life
 
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Come on, there have to be some funny stories.

I had girls I was friendly enough with they'd show me chats from other guys and some were fawwwwkin hilarious. I remember one specifically where I knew the guy and he kept asking all these weird creepy questions and she'd play into like like a dumb girl...then the guy was like "have to go bye" suddenly and abruptly in the middle of this heated chat.

She was like "why did he just stop??" and i was like "he came." She was in total shock and was so sure this was impossible and that I'm disgusting. I hope she's kept that same innocence.
 
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I played a lot of web based games and joined clan forums so getting kicked off reddit really brought me back.

One of these games I met a British "kid" who "introduced me" to his "female" "friend" and we would AIM for hours

In hindsight, I'm confident it was a greasy old dude and the girl was just his grooming account
 
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This is another one of those topics where I feel like I should go to church and light a candle thanking god I missed out on all this "fun."

I got online in 1996. I was 30 years old (yes, I'm THAT old) and was already ecstaticly happily married. So I missed out on all the online dating and sexy time chats. I only ventured into music and sports related chat rooms.

I cannot imagine how much of a jack ass I woukd have been if I had this technology when I was 14.
 
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Wa4892 said:
This is another one of those topics where I feel like I should go to church and light a candle thanking god I missed out on all this "fun."

I got online in 1996. I was 30 years old (yes, I'm THAT old) and was already ecstaticly happily married. So I missed out on all the online dating and sexy time chats. I only ventured into music and sports related chat rooms.

I cannot imagine how much of a jack ass I woukd have been if I had this technology when I was 14.
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I'm so happy you're still much older than me. TYFYS.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I was on ICQ back in the day. I downloaded some thing that made all the sounds Austin Powers themed. Pretty sure it gave the family computer a virus, but that's okay because my mom would constantly download aquarium screensavers that would make the computer crash every time they came on, my dad would get mad and then she'd get mad at him for justifiably getting mad and I'd listen to my parents scream at eachother like fucking faggots even though they were aware that it bothered the shit out of me. So I'd lose MY shit to divert their attention and now I'm a fucking psycho who can't have anyone raise their voice in my presence without wanting to headbutt them.

But yeah, anyways, I used to just ask random girls (probably guys) what their "bra size" was. I legit thought that was being smooth.
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I had a couple of girls I talked to in the AOL chatrooms, sometimes I came out as a Nazi to them and the next time claimed I was hacked by my brother or something and apologized profusely.

One girl was from Russia, a Tatar, who made it a point about herself that she has Asian features.
Said all the right things to her through a few longer chats, then I belittled her aggressively, insulting her family and riffed on a few personal things she told me, don't remember particular details.
Afterwards contacting her and claiming a hack. Chats were saved, so I said the hacker must have read some of it.
She was the only one who accepted my apologies more than once.
Maybe she felt something for me?

Got a few AOL timeouts that my father thought were temporary internet outages.
 
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