WWAWD Swimming?

[guest]

It's the best full body workout you can do next to rowing. If you do it 2 to 3 times a week you'll be surprised how different your body will look in a few months.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I swim in pussy, just like Dan '5 Sinks' Mullen taught me, funster.

Million Dollar Dan is living his best life, just drowning in pussy and (((they))) hate that. I hope to one day have a fifth bathroom sink, funster.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Million Dollar Dan is living his best life, just drowning in pussy and (((they))) hate that. I hope to one day have a fifth bathroom sink, funster.

Million Dollar Dan has to use 3 sinks simultaneously just to wash his massive balls and peckah.

And there's nothing that (((they))) can do about it!

 

[Duxbury Dave]

@ShutYourCakeHorn trooned out?

His dick wasn't working anyway.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

His dick wasn't working anyway.

You would know, you raped me in every available hole during the summer of 2002, when i was just 10 years old at the time.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

You would know, you raped me in every available hole during the summer of 2002, i was just 10 years old at the time.

I’m sorry Cakehorn. Turn that frown upside down by installing another sink in your bathroom.


Wait??!! Even the ear hole??

 

[HH Brother]

You would know, you raped me in every available hole during the summer of 2002, when i was just 10 years old at the time.

I'm so sorry for that Cakehorny, funster. I regret to admit that it still gives me erections thinking about it.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I’m sorry Cakehorn. Turn that frown upside down by installing another sink in your bathroom.


Wait??!! Even the ear hole??

 

[Toast]

It's good to practice not drowning. Especially living in a country that is underwater.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Never learned to swim.

 

[guest]

Patreeky Cakehorn and their sister dassabesso just chillin and fugn

 

[Will Tate]

Never learned to swim. My neighbor had a pool and all the kids would swim there but I could tell he was a pedophile. He was one of the Paul Weimer obvious types. He recently got out of prison at the age of 87 after doing ten years for child rape and still lives in my old neighborhood.

Edit: you should go swimming with your sister Patreeky. Sounds like a good bonding experience.

So he served his time and is back out and living at home, meanwhile you still don't know how to swim.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

So he served his time and is back out and living at home, meanwhile you still don't know how to swim.

Yeah but I didn't get raped either.

 

[aRTie02150]

I can't swim in my pool for 30 mins without a neighbor eventually stopping me and asking how I'm doing etc and eventually others sit around the pool chatting and playing the local boomer rock FM radio station.

This is because the pool is in the front of the building rather than the back of the building. So people come and go all the time and have to stare at you or wave.

 

[guest]

I can swim but I'm too much of a nigger to enjoy it.