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When the Canadian Thanksgiving Subforum is created and I'm made mod this will be taken care of
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WWAWD Sue Lightning DMing people descriptions of his cock?
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What a fucking scumbag. I hope that didn’t actually happen. Serious.
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Or right, Georgian?
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It's fine. I pleaded that I have a girlfriend and she'd never forgive me for cheating and he stopped.
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I'm not gay or anything, but ever see pictures of Stalin when he was young. He looked like a hot emo guy.
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I have actually. My favorite periods of history were the US Revolution/ Industrial Revolution and pre war WW2.
It was the mustache, I guess. You think he was taking from the… y’know from Trotsky? I mean the ass as in anal sex.
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Probably in the mouth and hands only. It was a more conservative time in Russia.
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Yeah what the fuck this is about homosexual, not Canadian faggots
You're my favorite user
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Canada will take everything you love. Remove zig.
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This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My penis, without me, is useless. Without my penis, I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …
My penis and myself know that what counts in this war is not the loads we fire, the noise of our bust, nor the smoke we have after. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….
My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my penis clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….
Before God, I swear this creed. My penis and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but nice fawkin peace.
My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My penis, without me, is useless. Without my penis, I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …
My penis and myself know that what counts in this war is not the loads we fire, the noise of our bust, nor the smoke we have after. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….
My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my penis clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….
Before God, I swear this creed. My penis and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but nice fawkin peace.
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Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
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there's definitely a difference in the cock
One looks quite good & hangs surprisingly well on a skinny fella... the other is Boq's
(sorry, obvious joke. I've not seen any cock)
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To a queer like me it doesn't matter. I take cock like other men take burgers. Yeah. Sometimes they smell weird and taste bad. I don't care. I just love cock.
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I always knew you were at least half-a-canadian
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We're just two cocks that think hanging to the right and sticking around isnt a big deal.
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You don't love cock? What are you a faggot? Of course. It's in the name. I thought it was ironic.
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I only like nice burgers
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Not if they smell bad....
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@Turk February is homeless so I'll give him a pass to do what he wants... what's he supposed to do, not have any cock?
I like that we've ruined Sue's bit by all coming-out as gay (& / or canadian), he's gonna have to fuck some old-aged Kamala-voting women to feel slightly unique now