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Cute, but they always steal all the walnuts off my trees before I can get at them. It's a tough one, man.
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I bought a quality slingshot (not some wrist rocket piece of shit) and got accurate as all fuck with it for the purpose of killing squirrels and rabbits and I haven't brought myself to get one yet. I do hunt because I like meat but I really fucking hate killing things lol.
My tip is get a better slingshot. I have this type:I picked up a chitty daisy b52? wrist braced slingshot as I spent way to much time watching the slingshot channel and figured I could have half as accurate as Jorge .. well im a lousy shot with em. any good tips to pass on ? I think half my battle is that I can't focus on the shot due to how I keep waiting for the bands to snap and hit me in the eye ( even with eye pro on).
Odd that black squirrels are rare for you. must just be a regional thing. "Black" squirrels out number grey squirrels here. (They are both grey squirrels)Some of them in the parks around here are pretty tame and can be hand fed.
Filthy mutt grey squirrels are reducing the population of red squirrel here
We also have pretty rare black squirrels
Last year there was one with a skin/fur issue so it was pretty much bald. Seemed to go about it's business ok but looked like a rat which was freaky seeing it run up and down trees
Just be natural around them. If they're anything like my crow friends, they know when you're nervous of them so they get nervous of you.View attachment 106807
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Last summer I noticed this lil guy move into the oak tree next to my house. I don't know what made me want to befriend it but after thinking about such for sometime I went out and bought a variety of nuts both shelled and whole to start placing around the tree. At first he wasn't having any of it .. ended up attracting ants, cats, a deer once and who knows what else that didn't get captured on the trail camera but no darn squirrel. This went on for several weeks until he finally started to take a few nuts before scampering back up the tree. This is where I set my plan into action - every week I would move the feeding area closer and closer to my back porch with the ultimate goal of being able to maybe hand feed / pet him or if that isn't a good idea because of the rabies risk at least be able to chill there with him while he is eating.
So all of this went on throughout the winter, slowly making headway to the porch when last month he finally got the courage to leave the grass and venture up the stairs. He started grabbing the walnuts and running off with em at first but after awhile he would sit still and eat the whole pile before departing. So far I been doing all my watching from the window as I am afraid of spooking him via the door opening but maybe after a few more weeks of this I will attempt to refill his platter and see how he reacts.
Does anyone here have any experience with squirrels or any pets that are not the standard cat / dog ? Thank you for reading my story and in return I would love to hear yours.
UK here so our native population are red, with grey being an invasive species.Odd that black squirrels are rare for you. must just be a regional thing. "Black" squirrels out number grey squirrels here. (They are both grey squirrels)
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