I like San Pellegrino. I drink it at work and pretend it's gin or something. I miss alochol.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAWD sparkling water?
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I think about it a lot. 
freaks me out.
freaks me out.
Only reason to drink anything carbonated.
I never drink soda. I wasn't allowed to as a kid and now I hate it. I get coffee at McDonald's.
How are ya, by the way? How's business at the Ole brewery?
Doing great, we've actually implemented a mandatory "rape of lesbian" policy in our hiring process to correct the wrongs of our past. Thanks for the call.
PFG
Bubly (G)rape is my favorite kind. PFG
CQ_Beans
Stay strong, brothaman. Also, stop being a huge Gaylord drinking sparkling water. Gay.
I love it, it's all I ever drink
Hell yeah brothaman. What is your preferred brand?
That's a tough one man
Pellegrino, Perrier (plain non flavored) are really good. I also like sparkling Poland spring. It's less bubbly and tastes great
Love a good mineral water.
Naleczowianka is a favorite. Though I can't say I've ever had a bad one, regardless of brand.
Naleczowianka is a favorite. Though I can't say I've ever had a bad one, regardless of brand.
I’m also partial to that one, Ray. Have you had Krystynka? I like that one after a workout or if I have a hangover
I noticed professors would have a bottle of Topo Chico come Monday when they were still hungover, so I tried it and there's nothing better.
Topo Chico with lime every now and then is nice, too. It has to be ice cold.
Naturally carbonated mineral water like what we got in Colorado is a bit freaky to me, but still decent.
Topo Chico with lime every now and then is nice, too. It has to be ice cold.
Naturally carbonated mineral water like what we got in Colorado is a bit freaky to me, but still decent.
I have a few times if it's all a shop has. I have no preference, ultimately, but I lean towards the Naleczowianka since I drank so much of it while I was keto.
Ever been to the village of Mlodow? I was told about it having a spring you can actually bottle and drink from. Gosia and I made a trip during a tour break.
Best water I have ever drank in my life.
I remember when the American fan jumped onto keto and asked for advice on quelling the rare impulse for a sweet taste - I told the lad to take mineral water and put a fresh lemon slice in it. Give it a bit to absorb and it works every time. Swears by it now.
It stinks. Worst of both worlds. Give me either a soder or a cold glass of waddur, no inbetweens.
Hey Earl, we got any cold glasses of soder waddur back dere? FAWKIN starvin'.
Mattoni drinks pretty good. Glass bottle not plastic