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WWAWD socks with holes in them?

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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I double up with wool over cotton in my work boots. I don't care if the wool has a hole or two. The cotton though? Fuck that
 

Brooke Shields

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Draws the line at a hole in a sock but will eat chicken left out on the counter for two days
Sure and if I'm making a burger then pull out the last bun I have and it has mold growing on the side I guess I should just throw the whole thing out instead of just ripping it off

and the chicken would be fine in that case it's like jerky it'll last for weeks
 

TorpidSloth

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It's so easy to darn socks:

I've never thought of you as an old lady until now
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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How about when people purposely put holes in socks to improve athletic performance?


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It's so easy to darn socks:

I prefer to damn socks.

It's a darning egg, you put your dick in it :holeeshit_sm:
 

nasty twp

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How about when people purposely put holes in socks to improve athletic performance?


Young pretty elite footballers often moonlight as concubines for fatcats. The exposed skin is a signal to connote easy access to the right eyes.

C.f. short tight footballer shorts, sinful enough you can see what the player had for lunch, to which I am in no way objecting either. As you were chappers.


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Dennyislife

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Young pretty elite footballers often moonlight as concubines for fatcats. The exposed skin is a signal to connote easy access to the right eyes.

C.f. short tight footballer shorts, sinful enough you can see what the player had for lunch, to which I am in no way objecting either. As you were chappers.


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80s shorts really were like running around in underpants.
 
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