WWAWD Shaq in every commercial

[Imager]

I had normie relatives over for thanksgiving and started to notice this then. And now when I go to the gym I see Shaq every goddamn commercial.

Unlike them forcing blacks down our throats in every single commercial I get the sense that Whites actually like seeing Shaq in ads
And they are more likely to purchase product because of it.

And how much money does Shaq need anyway?

Just really sick of seeing him.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Why do you have an electric jew, Börtherman?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I would assume Shaq needs the money. Believe it or not, he’s not very intelligent. He’s probably doing it for cheap, and he’s a likeable big oaf which means he’s easy to sell.

 

[Zeroman]

Believe it or not, he’s not very intelligent.

YA KIDDIN!

 

[Imager]

Why do you have an electric jew, Börtherman?

Two reasons. The occasional video game and I have a wife. She knows my views but she’s still a normie. It’s been our pattern that she disagrees with my politics for a few years then switches over.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Two reasons. The occasional video game and I have a wife. She knows my views but she’s still a normie. It’s been our pattern that she disagrees with my politics for a few years then switches over.

Over to a black gentleman?

 

[Imager]

Over to a black gentleman?

Yeah, she wears a fist on her shirt and sunglasses on her head. But she showers much more often.

 

[UnPRePared]

Shaq is no Charles Barkley, who might be the most endearing blunt man in history, but I still like the fella.

Not for his movies though. Bloody Christ, Hollywood tried so hard to make him a thing in the 90's. You couldn't threaten to kill my mother to make me watch Kazaam, and Blue Chips wasn't even saved by Nick Nolte.

But if you love bad films, you have to watch Steel. You HAVE to. Nothing is more 90's than a giant NBA player in steel armor, who somehow is also an engineering genius (despite having the diction of Tor Johnson) and has a crippled love interest. If I remember, it even has Richard Roundtree in it, and I know it has Judd Nelson, which was a 90's B movie requirement.




Whoever greenlit this must have had enough coke to make their heart explode.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Because all the other white-friendly, dancing commercial coons are either old, dead or rapists. Michael Jordan is known to be a prick now. Morgan Freeman is getting too old for this shit like Danny Glover. Bill Cosby is the most prolific rapist of all time and also too old for this shit. Billy Dee Williams is dead. But I guess Colt .45 wasn't really aimed at whitey. I'm starting to blank on other commercial niggers (it's like house nigger or field nigger). The only other one coming to mind right now is BB King in the diabetes ads, but that was clearly for black people.

I'm more tired of seeing Kevin Hart. All the fucking time. He's pretty much unavoidable. He replaced Chris Tucker as the shrill, minstrel show faggot that everyone loves for some unexplainable reason.

Edit: further commercial niggers - Snoop Dogg, Marshawn Lynch,

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Shaq is no Charles Barkley, who might be the most endearing blunt man in history, but I still like the fella.

Not for his movies though. Bloody Christ, Hollywood tried so hard to make him a thing in the 90's. You couldn't threaten to kill my mother to make me watch Kazaam, and Blue Chips wasn't even saved by Nick Nolte.

But if you love bad films, you have to watch Steel. You HAVE to. Nothing is more 90's than a giant NBA player in steel armor, who somehow is also an engineering genius (despite having the diction of Tor Johnson) and has a crippled love interest. If I remember, it even has Richard Roundtree in it, and I know it has Judd Nelson, which was a 90's B movie requirement.




Whoever greenlit this must have had enough coke to make their heart explode.

I remember going to see Kazaam in the theater with my babysitter and her sons. I was six. I dressed exactly like the kid in that movie but with a coonskin cap. I'm honestly going to try to find and watch Kazaam soon to see how horrible it is. It's a fucking retarded premise, for sure, but I loved it as a kid.

 

[FingerofGod]

Him and snoop dogg are insufferable. They will shill for fucking anything

 

[Zeroman]

Billy Dee Williams is dead.

Nope. That nigger is still alive and making shitty Lando appearances in Star Wars.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Him and snoop dogg are insufferable. They will shill for fucking anything

Snoop Dogg is another great example of a commercial nigger. Friendly, lovable Snoop Dogg. Who killed a man in 1993 and claimed to be an actual pimp while he was rich as fuck and definitely didn't need to do that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nope. That nigger is still alive and making shitty Lando appearances in Star Wars.

Oh shit. Yeah, now I remember a couple years ago hearing about trannies trying to claim him as one of their own or something.

What dead, smooth darky am I confusing for Billy Dee Williams?

 

[Dennyislife]

I saw Pete Davidson and his mother on a ball shaving advert here in the UK earlier. The one with Santa's pubic hair. Bizarre.

I don't think SNL is even shown here so only people who are invested in celebrity dating lives have ever heard of him.

 

[Zeroman]

What dead, smooth darky am I confusing for Billy Dee Williams?

Not sure, but I know who it isn’t.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

I remember going to see Kazaam in the theater with my babysitter and her sons. I was six. I dressed exactly like the kid in that movie but with a coonskin cap. I'm honestly going to try to find and watch Kazaam soon to see how horrible it is. It's a fucking retarded premise, for sure, but I loved it as a kid.

Here’s the kid now

 

[UnPRePared]

Here’s the kid now

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I say this with no disdain to someone just living their life, but what the Fuck is that?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t think he’s hurting for money, he just takes any offer because it’s not like doing commercials hurts him or does anything to “tarnish” his name and / or legacy because he’s Shaq and everybody knows him. He’s one of the few sports names that people who don’t even watch sports know and he’s well-liked.

Shaq is also know for being a real nice and generous guy, you never hear a bad story about him. Years ago I lived in Orlando and Shaq would be seen often around town. I worked in the Orlando nightclubs and he would come in but usually in pajamas because no night club was going to turn Shaq away for not following the dress code. When he would come he would have a big roll of 20 dollar bills and he would hand a 20 to every employee in the nightclub - bouncers/vip hosts/bartenders/bottle service girls, etc.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Here’s the kid now

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Lmao. He's a gay, white cholo? Remarkable.