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WWAWD Seafood?

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Allergic, to all of it. Loved it the few times I've had it, especially crab. But it makes me seriously, violently ill. I had a shitload of legit childhood allergies, I got a shot once a week for seven years, and I got over most of them. But not seafood. I can't even be in a room where it's being cooked.
 

NortheastPhilly

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Crabs are about the only seafood I dont find repulsive, and I absolutely hate eating them. Literally using a mallet to crack the fuckin thing only to get a mere nibble of meat at a time. I dont have the patience especially when Im hungry. Only way I like them are the snow crab legs where I can crack it once and an entire sleeve of meat comes out.
 

RaggotFetard

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Crabs are about the only seafood I dont find repulsive, and I absolutely hate eating them. Literally using a mallet to crack the fuckin thing only to get a mere nibble of meat at a time. I dont have the patience especially when Im hungry. Only way I like them are the snow crab legs where I can crack it once and an entire sleeve of meat comes out.
Nice palate, stupid.
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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WWAW paella? Used to hit up the Portuguese seafood joints in Newark as a kid and fuck up pots of that shit with my mom's alcoholic boyfriend. We were like drinking buddies except I was 9 and he was 34 and half the time he passed out in his food and I had to carry him back home. But he had good taste in food, so he wasn't all bad.
 

Gimli Son Of Gloin

ACTIONABLY THREATENING SUE LIGHTNING
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Allergic, to all of it. Loved it the few times I've had it, especially crab. But it makes me seriously, violently ill. I had a shitload of legit childhood allergies, I got a shot once a week for seven years, and I got over most of them. But not seafood. I can't even be in a room where it's being cooked.
Tummy ache, what are you five?
 
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Tummy ache, what are you five?
No, it's more like lungs close up, eyes, nose and mouth swell shut, and hives. I'm not one of these fags who pretends he's "allergic" to mayo or ketchup because it skeeves him. I loathe and detest those types. I like seafood, and I'd eat it frequently if that was possible. I'm also deathly allergic to feathers, whether it's pillows, comforters, live pet birds or whatever, rye bread, and peaches (nectarines too). When I was a kid I was also seriously allergic to chocolate, but I can tolerate it now, although too much makes me race. Same with nuts, especially walnuts. The seafood one, though, never improved. It sucks, too, but the allergy effects are way worse than the deprivation.
 

Heyfellas

Where we at with the where we at?
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No, it's more like lungs close up, eyes, nose and mouth swell shut, and hives. I'm not one of these fags who pretends he's "allergic" to mayo or ketchup because it skeeves him. I loathe and detest those types. I like seafood, and I'd eat it frequently if that was possible. I'm also deathly allergic to feathers, whether it's pillows, comforters, live pet birds or whatever, rye bread, and peaches (nectarines too). When I was a kid I was also seriously allergic to chocolate, but I can tolerate it now, although too much makes me race. Same with nuts, especially walnuts. The seafood one, though, never improved. It sucks, too, but the allergy effects are way worse than the deprivation.
Go live in a bubble
 

DiarrheaDick

Get up here and shut up!
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No, it's more like lungs close up, eyes, nose and mouth swell shut, and hives. I'm not one of these fags who pretends he's "allergic" to mayo or ketchup because it skeeves him. I loathe and detest those types. I like seafood, and I'd eat it frequently if that was possible. I'm also deathly allergic to feathers, whether it's pillows, comforters, live pet birds or whatever, rye bread, and peaches (nectarines too). When I was a kid I was also seriously allergic to chocolate, but I can tolerate it now, although too much makes me race. Same with nuts, especially walnuts. The seafood one, though, never improved. It sucks, too, but the allergy effects are way worse than the deprivation.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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WWAW paella? Used to hit up the Portuguese seafood joints in Newark as a kid and fuck up pots of that shit with my mom's alcoholic boyfriend. We were like drinking buddies except I was 9 and he was 34 and half the time he passed out in his food and I had to carry him back home. But he had good taste in food, so he wasn't all bad.
9 year old drinking buddy of a step dad is about the origin story I expect from a brotherman from the forms

 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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WWAW paella? Used to hit up the Portuguese seafood joints in Newark as a kid and fuck up pots of that shit with my mom's alcoholic boyfriend. We were like drinking buddies except I was 9 and he was 34 and half the time he passed out in his food and I had to carry him back home. But he had good taste in food, so he wasn't all bad.
my aunt had some great stories about their step grandfather (my great grandmother's second husband) and his serious drinking problem. they remember him fondly, he never was mean or abusive but holy shit did that guy have problem. She remembers him just coming to their house when she was a kid and just passing out dead drunk, whacking his head on the coffee table. and she yelled to my grandma "Mom, grandpa fell asleep on the floor again'

Edit: also he once got drunk with this dude he hated and put him on a train to Denver


Also at the bar he won a live turkey for thanksgiving on the tip boards. And my great grandmother told him just where to stuff that turkey
 
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