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Poke is like bbq. Not done well by whites.All in wit da seafood! My local poke spot is now $21 for a bowl! FAWWK!!
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Poke is like bbq. Not done well by whites.All in wit da seafood! My local poke spot is now $21 for a bowl! FAWWK!!
Nice palate, stupid.Crabs are about the only seafood I dont find repulsive, and I absolutely hate eating them. Literally using a mallet to crack the fuckin thing only to get a mere nibble of meat at a time. I dont have the patience especially when Im hungry. Only way I like them are the snow crab legs where I can crack it once and an entire sleeve of meat comes out.
Tummy ache, what are you five?Allergic, to all of it. Loved it the few times I've had it, especially crab. But it makes me seriously, violently ill. I had a shitload of legit childhood allergies, I got a shot once a week for seven years, and I got over most of them. But not seafood. I can't even be in a room where it's being cooked.
No, it's more like lungs close up, eyes, nose and mouth swell shut, and hives. I'm not one of these fags who pretends he's "allergic" to mayo or ketchup because it skeeves him. I loathe and detest those types. I like seafood, and I'd eat it frequently if that was possible. I'm also deathly allergic to feathers, whether it's pillows, comforters, live pet birds or whatever, rye bread, and peaches (nectarines too). When I was a kid I was also seriously allergic to chocolate, but I can tolerate it now, although too much makes me race. Same with nuts, especially walnuts. The seafood one, though, never improved. It sucks, too, but the allergy effects are way worse than the deprivation.Tummy ache, what are you five?
Go live in a bubbleNo, it's more like lungs close up, eyes, nose and mouth swell shut, and hives. I'm not one of these fags who pretends he's "allergic" to mayo or ketchup because it skeeves him. I loathe and detest those types. I like seafood, and I'd eat it frequently if that was possible. I'm also deathly allergic to feathers, whether it's pillows, comforters, live pet birds or whatever, rye bread, and peaches (nectarines too). When I was a kid I was also seriously allergic to chocolate, but I can tolerate it now, although too much makes me race. Same with nuts, especially walnuts. The seafood one, though, never improved. It sucks, too, but the allergy effects are way worse than the deprivation.
No, it's more like lungs close up, eyes, nose and mouth swell shut, and hives. I'm not one of these fags who pretends he's "allergic" to mayo or ketchup because it skeeves him. I loathe and detest those types. I like seafood, and I'd eat it frequently if that was possible. I'm also deathly allergic to feathers, whether it's pillows, comforters, live pet birds or whatever, rye bread, and peaches (nectarines too). When I was a kid I was also seriously allergic to chocolate, but I can tolerate it now, although too much makes me race. Same with nuts, especially walnuts. The seafood one, though, never improved. It sucks, too, but the allergy effects are way worse than the deprivation.
9 year old drinking buddy of a step dad is about the origin story I expect from a brotherman from the formsWWAW paella? Used to hit up the Portuguese seafood joints in Newark as a kid and fuck up pots of that shit with my mom's alcoholic boyfriend. We were like drinking buddies except I was 9 and he was 34 and half the time he passed out in his food and I had to carry him back home. But he had good taste in food, so he wasn't all bad.
In a hypothetical world where everything was made of seafood, feathers, rye bread and/or peaches, I probably would. If I avoid Jewish seafood delis in Georgia run by parrot owners, I should survive OK.Go live in a bubble
Wait for the knockIn a hypothetical world where everything was made of seafood, feathers, rye bread and/or peaches, I probably would. If I avoid Jewish seafood delis in Georgia run by parrot owners, I should survive OK.
my aunt had some great stories about their step grandfather (my great grandmother's second husband) and his serious drinking problem. they remember him fondly, he never was mean or abusive but holy shit did that guy have problem. She remembers him just coming to their house when she was a kid and just passing out dead drunk, whacking his head on the coffee table. and she yelled to my grandma "Mom, grandpa fell asleep on the floor again'WWAW paella? Used to hit up the Portuguese seafood joints in Newark as a kid and fuck up pots of that shit with my mom's alcoholic boyfriend. We were like drinking buddies except I was 9 and he was 34 and half the time he passed out in his food and I had to carry him back home. But he had good taste in food, so he wasn't all bad.
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