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WWAWD running out of toilet paper when you're sitting on the toilet

Brooke Shields

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I once had the shitties at work before running some wire above an apartment complex's office building, so a giant empty space and it specifically had a bunch of room and insulation to bury it under
It was cold out, and I knew we'd only be there for a day cause it was a simple job. Would have been the perfect crime.


I decided to use the restroom, which I realized too late didn't have TP in the giant roller, and I had to waddle out of the stall and find stuff in the garbage bin to wipe with(did so a 2nd time in the day)


I came back to that place like 4 times cause management is retarded SNIFFFFFF, it would've smelt so fucking bad and I would have been the only one to suffer through it.
I got a hernia some time later which i blame on wiping my asshole with paper that someone wiped their dirty hands with, but realistically i know it's cause i fuck girls too good and hard DVVDVV DVVVVVDVVVVVV
 
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Brooke Shields said:
I once had the shitties at work before running some wire above an apartment complex's office building, so a giant empty space and it specifically had a bunch of room and insulation to bury it under
It was cold out, and I knew we'd only be there for a day cause it was a simple job. Would have been the perfect crime.


I decided to use the restroom, which I realized too late didn't have TP in the giant roller, and I had to waddle out of the stall and find stuff in the garbage bin to wipe with(did so a 2nd time in the day)


I came back to that place like 4 times cause management is retarded SNIFFFFFF, it would've smelt so fucking bad and I would have been the only one to suffer through it.
I got a hernia some time later which i blame on wiping my asshole with paper that someone wiped their dirty hands with, but realistically i know it's cause i fuck girls too good and hard DVVDVV DVVVVVDVVVVVV
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What did i just read?
 
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Brooke Shields said:
I once had the shitties at work before running some wire above an apartment complex's office building, so a giant empty space and it specifically had a bunch of room and insulation to bury it under
It was cold out, and I knew we'd only be there for a day cause it was a simple job. Would have been the perfect crime.


I decided to use the restroom, which I realized too late didn't have TP in the giant roller, and I had to waddle out of the stall and find stuff in the garbage bin to wipe with(did so a 2nd time in the day)


I came back to that place like 4 times cause management is retarded SNIFFFFFF, it would've smelt so fucking bad and I would have been the only one to suffer through it.
I got a hernia some time later which i blame on wiping my asshole with paper that someone wiped their dirty hands with, but realistically i know it's cause i fuck girls too good and hard DVVDVV DVVVVVDVVVVVV
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I think that old taco meat is addling your brain, friendo.
 
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Brooke Shields said:
I once had the shitties at work before running some wire above an apartment complex's office building, so a giant empty space and it specifically had a bunch of room and insulation to bury it under
It was cold out, and I knew we'd only be there for a day cause it was a simple job. Would have been the perfect crime.


I decided to use the restroom, which I realized too late didn't have TP in the giant roller, and I had to waddle out of the stall and find stuff in the garbage bin to wipe with(did so a 2nd time in the day)


I came back to that place like 4 times cause management is retarded SNIFFFFFF, it would've smelt so fucking bad and I would have been the only one to suffer through it.
I got a hernia some time later which i blame on wiping my asshole with paper that someone wiped their dirty hands with, but realistically i know it's cause i fuck girls too good and hard DVVDVV DVVVVVDVVVVVV
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I recall you telling this story before and the fascinating part is you went to the bathroom without paper again like groundhogs day. I always check before I go... You have to.
 
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