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Hope ya feel better, Cakehorn. I was always a whiskey man myself and then vodka when I got bad.
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Delete this, its making me think too much.Hope ya feel better, Cakehorn. I was always a whiskey man myself and then vodka when I got bad.
You're a good guy Rutherfurd, one of the few.Hope ya feel better, Cakehorn. I was always a whiskey man myself and then vodka when I got bad.
WWAW blaming the smell on hand sanitizer?Delete this, its making me think too much.
NopeI'm a faggot aren't i?
Sure feel like it though, i jyst want a Lucy in my life, to stroke my hair and rock me to sleep.Nope
Nope
Don't we all, palSure feel like it though, i jyst want a Lucy in my life, to stroke my hair and rock me to sleep.
You gotta do that before you hit the hay, sport.And to clean up the puke in my bathroom, lol
Fuck it, it will be all dried up in awhile.You gotta do that before you hit the hay, sport.
This isn't a palm reading session, no spoilers please.WWAW blaming the smell on hand sanitizer?
I'm an alcoholic, but I fool myself into thinking it's okay because I function. When you start allowing yourself to do junkie shit like puking on the floor and leaving it there or waking up to something broken and you don't remember how it happened, that's a problem. Your cats Vickie and Clyde are in there eating your throwup.Fuck it, it will be all dried up in awhile.
I call Flavia in the morning.
@Duxbury Dave, comment?I hate my life.
Dan and me are good again, he's my mentor.@Duxbury Dave, comment?
What time is it in Denmark brotherman? I think you need to slam a couple Pedialytes, a couple ibuprofen, and go to sleep. In the morning find a little weed and ValiumMaybe i should finish the bottle.
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