WWAWD Mindful Breathing

[guest]

Some free advice don’t bother trying to explain reality to a woman, they’re almost as retarded as niggers and you’re only stirring up unnecessary trouble for yourself. When she wants to talk about politics and gay philosophy I just say omg you’re so smart I agree with everything you just said even the part about replacing all the old white men in Congress with Haitian immigrants.
Now show me your butthole.

Her butthole was wise like an owl. Her tits were jiggly like a humming bird. But her pussy put me to sleep like a turkey. Ladies and gentleman, this woman is for the birds.

 

[guest]

Has something to do with being fed formula instead of being breastfed, so your jaw doesnt develop properly, making you look like a beta. The mouthbreathing comes naturally from the receding jaw and fucked up mouth. Now you have retards taping their noses shut when they sleep lmao

I know a girl that breast fed her kid till the age of 4. She also got the Sunday Times delivered, so . . .

 

[PickleRickle]

Her butthole was wise like an owl. Her tits were jiggly like a humming bird. But her pussy put me to sleep like a turkey. Ladies and gentleman, this woman is for the birds.

I am always thinking of that line by Norm. Its one of my personal favorites.

I know a girl that breast fed her kid till the age of 4. She also got the Sunday Times delivered, so . . .

She dodged one landmine, but her moms tits nourished her with tardmilk. Many such cases.