WWAWD Mindful Breathing

[guest]

I had a chick once that tried to, like, "temper" me with eastern philosophy. It was important to her to get me to meditate. Not possible for me. I actually told her that all of this shit she believed was just a form of social control to suppress violence and, more importantly, dissent since her left wing ideology had abandoned judeo-christian morality but still needed mechanisms of social control. So they stole it from the chinks.
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[Meownaw]

I knew some broad that believed in horoscopes and I would always mock her for it. Good times.

 

[Monica Bellucci]

Should have told her if she would please be so mindful to stop breathing.

 

[PickleRickle]

Where we at with gettin a good old fashion passionate ass whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and hat tooken?

 

[HH Brother]

You need to belly breathe from the diaphragm, funsters.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Some free advice don’t bother trying to explain reality to a woman, they’re almost as retarded as niggers and you’re only stirring up unnecessary trouble for yourself. When she wants to talk about politics and gay philosophy I just say omg you’re so smart I agree with everything you just said even the part about replacing all the old white men in Congress with Haitian immigrants.
Now show me your butthole.

 

[johnnynoname]

a lot of that goes on amongst posters here

 

[Meownaw]

a lot of that goes on amongst posters here

More like mindless mouth breathing if you ask me.

 

[PickleRickle]

More like mindless mouth breathing if you ask me.

All they had to do as a baby was suck on moms tits and they would never mouthbreath. Faggots. I looked into it, trust me bro

 

[Meownaw]

All they had to do as a baby was suck on moms tits and they would never mouthbreath. Faggots. I looked into it, trust me bro

I don't think that's true at all sir.

 

[PickleRickle]

I don't think that's true at all sir.

Has something to do with being fed formula instead of being breastfed, so your jaw doesnt develop properly, making you look like a beta. The mouthbreathing comes naturally from the receding jaw and fucked up mouth. Now you have retards taping their noses shut when they sleep lmao

 

[johnnynoname]

More like mindless mouth breathing if you ask me.

.....this sccuuuummmmbag

 

[PickleRickle]

.....this sccuuuummmmbag

All you had to do was suck.

 

[johnnynoname]

me posting my first daily reply on this forum is to sucking what 500 points is to getting your name right on the SATs

 

[Meownaw]

me posting my first daily reply on this forum is to sucking what 500 points is to getting your name right on the SATs

I think it's more like starting the test without it being upside down.

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm going to my room

 

[Meownaw]

I'm going to my room

Lova ya miss ya

 

[PickleRickle]

Lova ya miss ya

That cunty profile picture of johnnyboy is unbelievable. It makes me laugh and feel something else at the same time. I cant put my finger on it, and I wouldnt put it in it. He's in his room, right?

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm an author nigga

that shit is my back panel photo

 

[johnnynoname]

I look like AI result for attractive Joe Camel