WWAWD mentally cycling through a series of honest/mean replies to a woman before going with something normal/supportive

[Dummy Gaynuts]

that one is real...

then get well soon, big guy. Stop taking gay pictures of yourself, that only makes the cancer stronger

 

[johnnynoname]

Stop taking gay pictures of yourself

those pictures are from like 2010 that I posted on numerous other forums back them....

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

those pictures are from like 2010 that I posted on numerous other forums back them....

and now you have cancer

 

[johnnynoname]

I deserved it

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

one of these is real.
Two are shit posts

- I had stage IV Non Hodgkins Lymphoma that took multiple chemos, and finally starting going away after a CAR-T infusion
- I haven't had sex in 15 years
- I have a Scottish last name

So... your real name isn't Salvatore McAroni?

I forget who dropped that one, but I couldn't just leave it there.

 

[johnnynoname]

So... your real name isn't Salvatore McAroni?

I forget who dropped that one, but I couldn't just leave it there.

it's actually Salvatore Montenegro

Do you know how much pressure your parents put on you when they give you that name?!
I should be able to ride a horse, lead a revolution, and be a great lover with a name like that

it's a bit i'm working on


I am really quarter Scottish though

 

[johnnynoname]

my keyboard made a "YECH" noise as I typed that

 

[Billy Hollywood]

one of these is real.
Two are shit posts

- I had stage IV Non Hodgkins Lymphoma that took multiple chemos, and finally starting going away after a CAR-T infusion
- I haven't had sex in 15 years
- I have a Scottish last name

I've heard that this Hodgkins fellow was known as the most heterosexual man diagnosed by science, so much so that his name became a reference in medicine when they need to point out that someone happens to be non heterosexual.

You know how scientists are, always trying to discover new ways to determine if someone owns a dog house...

What puzzles me is that they could just be more direct and say that so and so has a Richter Lymphoma! But I guess it takes time to update medical terminology, and Andy's continuous trips to many proctologists around the country, to do yet another prostate exam, still haven't surpassed Hodgkins fame in the Annals of Medicine.

I've tried to explain to him that it is spelled with two "n"s, as in annual, but you know how stubborn this Non Hodgkins folk sometimes are...