WWAWD mentally cycling through a series of honest/mean replies to a woman before going with something normal/supportive

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Heh heh they sure don't make it easy, do they fellas

 

[chocolatehellhole]

How fat is she?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

How fat is she?

Pregnant, so kinda

 

[eggfeller]

can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em. am i right folks?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em. am i right folks?

Hiiii guys!

 

[guest]

You can have a wife or you can have a life but you can't have both at the same time

 

[guest]

Can't live with them, can't live without them, am i right gang?

You can.

 

[Billy Hollywood]

I dream and fantasize about my divorce the same way my wife dreamt and fantasized about her wedding day.

 

[johnnynoname]

eww....dealing with another human being

*shutters*

why can't people do the normal thing, and just stay home, and avoid any possibilities of never being annoyed ever again

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

eww....dealing with another human being

*shutters*

why can't people do the normal thing, and just stay home, and avoid any possibilities of never being annoyed ever again

are you a real guy? Are you italian?

 

[johnnynoname]

American.....Italians are from Italy, brother

 

[guest]

are you a real guy? Are you italian?

These are mutually exclusive

 

[johnnynoname]

These are mutually exclusive

explain this punchline....I'm asking genuinely btw

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

These are mutually exclusive

i still don't know if johnny is actually some weirdo guido incel twink or just a regular comedy shitposter layered in strangeness. He can be very funny

 

[guest]

explain this punchline....I'm asking genuinely btw

Are ya?

 

[guest]

i still don't know if johnny is actually some weirdo guido incel twink or just a regular comedy shitposter layered in strangeness. He can be very funny

I agree. Dude has had multiple lines that made me loff out loud.

 

[johnnynoname]

i still don't know if johnny is actually some weirdo guido incel twink or just a regular comedy shitposter layered in strangeness. He can be very funny

it's more of the latter

the incel thing is strange because I've been dealing with cancer for the last two years so I can chalk up my dry spell to that

EDIT: i'm FINALLY in remission for 3 months. Once I hit 6 months in August, and get my chest port taken out maybe I'll hjt Tinder...then again, Spiderman 2 will be out so maybe i'll do that instead

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

it's more of the latter

the incel thing is strange because I've been dealing with cancer for the last two years so I can chalk up my dry spell to that

johnny i hope you fucking die if you're lying about having cancer

 

[johnnynoname]

johnny i hope you fucking die if you're lying about having cancer

that one is real...

 

[johnnynoname]

one of these is real.
Two are shit posts

- I had stage IV Non Hodgkins Lymphoma that took multiple chemos, and finally starting going away after a CAR-T infusion
- I haven't had sex in 15 years
- I have a Scottish last name