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WWAWD Men who own too many cats?

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
I happen to like cats. I think they're great animals to own. Independent, very different personalities between them, and if a cat likes you, it's FAWKIN earned.

I don't think anything is wrong with a man owning a cat. Fuck, own two - you're a working man, why let the poor thing be alone all day? I get it.

BUT, when a lad starts owning three, or god forbid more than that, I begin to question certain things. Not to mention, if they have conversations with the cats? And act like they're answering back? In front of other people?

That's when I think they need to do a solid and commit to a Troy Quan girlfriend impression.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
Y'ever just grab their tail right above the base and slowly pull until they get all pissed off? Makes me laugh every time.
Mine don't even have tails which makes them superior cats because they never get stepped on. Also no, I can't be mean to animals. I'll verbally berate the fuckers because they don't understand what I'm saying but that's about all the abuse my pets take.

I've also had my hand ripped apart by a barn cat and it was genuinely one of the most uncomfortable pains I've ever felt. Cat bites are bad news. The next day it looked like my hand was going to explode like a zit from the infection.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Mine don't even have tails which makes them superior cats because they never get stepped on. Also no, I can't be mean to animals. I'll verbally berate the fuckers because they don't understand what I'm saying but that's about all the abuse my pets take.

I've also had my hand ripped apart by a barn cat and it was genuinely one of the most uncomfortable pains I've ever felt. Cat bites are bad news. The next day it looked like my hand was going to explode like a zit from the infection.
I'd rather fight a medium sized dog than a cat any day of the week. Vicious little cunts.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
I've got 3 now. They were shared between the wife and me. Unfortunatly she died on me and now I'm stuck with them.

They helped get me through some very dark times. I talk to them but haven't broken my mind to the point where I think they are answering back.
If that means I'm a total spaz, I don't give a fuck :)

Nah, you get a pass lad. Real men don't dump animals by the wayside, not unless they can re-home them.

Plus there's good memories to go with them. You're a definite exception and I'm glad they've helped.
 

Jizz

Mine don't even have tails which makes them superior cats because they never get stepped on. Also no, I can't be mean to animals. I'll verbally berate the fuckers because they don't understand what I'm saying but that's about all the abuse my pets take.

I've also had my hand ripped apart by a barn cat and it was genuinely one of the most uncomfortable pains I've ever felt. Cat bites are bad news. The next day it looked like my hand was going to explode like a zit from the infection.
why dont they have tails?
 
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