WWAWD Men who own too many cats?

[UnPRePared]

I happen to like cats. I think they're great animals to own. Independent, very different personalities between them, and if a cat likes you, it's FAWKIN earned.

I don't think anything is wrong with a man owning a cat. Fuck, own two - you're a working man, why let the poor thing be alone all day? I get it.

BUT, when a lad starts owning three, or god forbid more than that, I begin to question certain things. Not to mention, if they have conversations with the cats? And act like they're answering back? In front of other people?

That's when I think they need to do a solid and commit to a Troy Quan girlfriend impression.

 

[BUBBLER]

He rapes the cats

 

[The Shah of Iran]

m8 it's Saturday night. You not got a fuckin' gig?

 

[UnPRePared]

m8 it's Saturday night. You not got a fuckin' gig?

On a short break, lad. Back to it on the 2nd in Isernhagen.

Also, my gigs are typically well and done around this time of night.

 

[BUBBLER]

On a short break, lad. Back to it on the 2nd in Isernhagen.

Also, my gigs are typically well and done around this time of night.

Early bird special

 

[TaintofGeorge]

I've got 3 now. They were shared between the wife and me. Unfortunatly she died on me and now I'm stuck with them.

They helped get me through some very dark times. I talk to them but haven't broken my mind to the point where I think they are answering back.
If that means I'm a total spaz, I don't give a fuck :)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have two and I feel like that's pushing it. I like watching them interact when they're not straight up cunts to eachother though.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I have two and I feel like that's pushing it. I like watching them interact when they're not straight up cunts to eachother though.

Y'ever just grab their tail right above the base and slowly pull until they get all pissed off? Makes me laugh every time.

 

[alkiefuck2]

I've got 3 now. They were shared between the wife and me. Unfortunatly she died on me and now I'm stuck with them.

They helped get me through some very dark times. I talk to them but haven't broken my mind to the point where I think they are answering back.
If that means I'm a total spaz, I don't give a fuck :)

Nice dead wife, stupid.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Y'ever just grab their tail right above the base and slowly pull until they get all pissed off? Makes me laugh every time.

Mine don't even have tails which makes them superior cats because they never get stepped on. Also no, I can't be mean to animals. I'll verbally berate the fuckers because they don't understand what I'm saying but that's about all the abuse my pets take.

I've also had my hand ripped apart by a barn cat and it was genuinely one of the most uncomfortable pains I've ever felt. Cat bites are bad news. The next day it looked like my hand was going to explode like a zit from the infection.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Mine don't even have tails which makes them superior cats because they never get stepped on. Also no, I can't be mean to animals. I'll verbally berate the fuckers because they don't understand what I'm saying but that's about all the abuse my pets take.

I've also had my hand ripped apart by a barn cat and it was genuinely one of the most uncomfortable pains I've ever felt. Cat bites are bad news. The next day it looked like my hand was going to explode like a zit from the infection.

I'd rather fight a medium sized dog than a cat any day of the week. Vicious little cunts.

 

[aRTie02150]

I went over a co-workers place yesterday and his cat was all over me and ended up falling asleep against me on the couch. This was after he said the cat was an asshole.

I think the cat just doesn't like him.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'd rather fight a medium sized dog than a cat any day of the week. Vicious little cunts.

Pound for pound they are one of the strongest animals.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Also no, I can't be mean to animals. I'll verbally berate the fuckers because they don't understand what I'm saying but that's about all the abuse my pets take.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't like when he scares them.

 

[UnPRePared]

I've got 3 now. They were shared between the wife and me. Unfortunatly she died on me and now I'm stuck with them.

They helped get me through some very dark times. I talk to them but haven't broken my mind to the point where I think they are answering back.
If that means I'm a total spaz, I don't give a fuck :)

Nah, you get a pass lad. Real men don't dump animals by the wayside, not unless they can re-home them.

Plus there's good memories to go with them. You're a definite exception and I'm glad they've helped.

 

[Child..]

90% of the narrations of Prophet Mohammed (SAAW) that make up the authentic hadeeths, were by a guy nicknamed: "Abu Hurayra" (Daddy of the Kitties)

Abu Hurayra - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

90% of the narrations of Prophet Mohammed (SAAW) that make up the authentic hadeeths, were by a guy nicknamed: "Abu Hurayra" (Daddy of the Kitties)

Abu Hurayra - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Shut up stupid.

 

[Jizz]

Mine don't even have tails which makes them superior cats because they never get stepped on. Also no, I can't be mean to animals. I'll verbally berate the fuckers because they don't understand what I'm saying but that's about all the abuse my pets take.

I've also had my hand ripped apart by a barn cat and it was genuinely one of the most uncomfortable pains I've ever felt. Cat bites are bad news. The next day it looked like my hand was going to explode like a zit from the infection.

why dont they have tails?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

why dont they have tails?

They're manxes