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WWAWD Mcdonalds??

HeyItsVos

I've always been an A&W man but a teen burger runs you like $90 now because of the jews. I always have to stop myself from freaking out and slitting my throat in front of them because every time I order a FUCKING root beer they ask what size and I say "large" and they say "we only have small and medium." I want the bigger one, you stupit fucking CUNT. And you KNOW THAT. DON'T FUCK WITH ME, YOU STUPIT GINGER WHORE. DON'T FUCK WITH ME.
How can something be “medium” if there are only 2 options?
 
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