WWAWD loud eaters

[guest]

I always eat as quietly as possible. Where we at with loud eaters? People that moan, breath heavily, smack their lips, lick their fingers? I want to kick them in the head. Learn some fucking manners!

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I quit going to all holidays/functions on my wife's side due to this. My father-in-law moans and groans when he eats like he's being blown under the table.

 

[guest]

I quit going to all holidays/functions on my wife's side due to this. My father-in-law moans and groans when he eats like he's being blown under the table.

Boomia is your father in law?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Boomia is your father in law?

Boomia's the one blowing his father in law under the table.

 

[guest]

Boomia's the one blowing his father in law under the table.

@covidcumia comment?

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

@covidcumia comment?

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[Imager]

I have a thing about hearing other people eat, even if they aren’t loud. Enrages me ever since I was a kid.

I prefer eating in restaurants because the ambient noise drowns it all out.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I was the worst offender of this and had to train myself to chew quietly

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I have/had relatives who could totally tune out their surroundings for several minutes if they had some meat on a bone in front of them. Quite feral. I blame The Great Depression and Dust Bowl.

 

[Meownaw]

There is some "condition" where hearing certain noises repeated makes you want to murder someone and I definitely have that.

 

[guest]

There is some "condition" where hearing certain noises repeated makes you want to murder someone and I definitely have that.

I think i have that when i hear Dan Mullen speak.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

My dad breathes heavily through his nose while eating. It's infuriating (even though he's a saint on ert).

 

[aRTie02150]

I've been told I make moaning sounds when I eat lol

 

[guest]

I've been told I make moaning sounds when I eat lol

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[AntSucks]

There is some "condition" where hearing certain noises repeated makes you want to murder someone and I definitely have that.

I developed it as I got older. I cannot stand the sound of people talking about what they're going to have for lunch. People do it at work all the time. How is that interesting? I'm going to eat food, and I want you to shut up until I'm done.

 

[Stlaker Child]

Line them up and shoot 'em like the animals they are.

 

[Stent]

Everyone hates loud eaters. My ex used to nibble food like a mouse so even she couldn't hear herself ever. It's a sign of something fucked up in your own brain at that point.

 

[guest]

I hate people who talk with their mouths full of food more. If you spit any of that on me or my plate, I'll shank you (in Minecraft)

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

have you ever seen Josiah eat?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I have a thing about hearing other people eat, even if they aren’t loud. Enrages me ever since I was a kid.

I prefer eating in restaurants because the ambient noise drowns it all out.

Agree but I find myself lately becoming very aggravated when I hear shit like people’s silverware clinking and general “restaurant noise”. If I’m hungover and go out to eat it drives me insane