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WWAWD Kidney dialysis?

AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
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Well, I’m still on it. I feel better, but I have to go three times a week for four hours. I just sit there connected to tubes and watch the tv with their shitty channels.

I also have to watch what I drink since my body retains too much fluuuuuuiiiiiiid.
Dialysis is an albatross I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, brothaman. God be with you no bs.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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I was diagnosed with Adorable Huggable Boy Disorder. Unfortunately, I wasn’t cured.

*Cue worm wheezing performatively*
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To be fair, the pain is long since gone. The real shit now is I can’t drink too much fluuuuiiiiid anymore since I don’t produce much urine anymore. Plus, due to the tubes in my chest I can’t shower because they can’t get wet, lest I get a blood infection.
So what you gotta hooker it up with wipes?
 
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I remember reading an interview with Mel years ago where he said that he had a horseshoe kidney. He attributed his superhuman levels of energy to it and said that Margaret Thatcher had had one too. Sorry to hear that it's causing you issues. Godspeed.
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Desserter
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To be fair, the pain is long since gone. The real shit now is I can’t drink too much fluuuuiiiiid anymore since I don’t produce much urine anymore. Plus, due to the tubes in my chest I can’t shower because they can’t get wet, lest I get a blood infection.
What the fuck, you've got tubes sticking out of you like you're in the Matrix?
 
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