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WWAWD Jesus Being Crucified and Resurrected?

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wbgreen said:
There are tons of people in Israel today with blonde hair and blue eyes. That's not a gotcha, atheist faggots.

If anything, the people in the Mediterranean would have been lighter back then before the Arab conquests.
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Who cares what people look like there today? A lot of people in England today look like Arabs too but I wouldn’t use that to figure out what someone from there 2000 years ago would look Ike.
 
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I saw Jesus Christ at a grocery store in Jerusalem yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
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ShutYourCakeHorn said:
I saw Jesus Christ at a grocery store in Jerusalem yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen communion wafers in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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This Jesus guy… he sounds like a real jerk!
 
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wbgreen said:
There are tons of people in Israel today with blonde hair and blue eyes. That's not a gotcha, atheist faggots.

If anything, the people in the Mediterranean would have been lighter back then before the Arab conquests.
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Ashkenazi immigrants who flooded Israel when it was created are mostly eastern europeans and slavs. Jesus was a Palestinian
 
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PennystockChaser said:
Ashkenazi immigrants who flooded Israel when it was created are mostly eastern europeans and slavs. Jesus was a Palestinian
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Ashkenaz have something like 60% non middle eastern genetics

Jesus probably looked like this:

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You can buy certifiably real coins from the time when Jesus was living right now on ebay, that's wild to me.

As for Jesus himself, he's my guy, love him with all my heart and he always forgives me for the dumb shit I constantly do.
 
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