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WWAWD homeless people? Any good stories of being accosted by bums?

LockedHDD__Pot

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one xmas I'd sold about 1200 items in a day on my ebay shop.
My daily routine was pulling-up into a bus stop outside a Tesco shop in my Mondeo ST24 & running-in to quickly buy a bottle of wine, I was always bothered by this druggie homeless who I usually ignored but today I was feeling rich: all I wanted was a chat & I was gonna make this guy's day, I knew he was a druggie so started with 'what you struggling with mate, you on the gear?'... He flipped-out & started shouting 'gear! what's gear!!!' I left him to his troubles & told the security guard to roust him or I wouldn't come back.

What a stupid cunt, I had loadsa cash on me and some drugs too. Oh well.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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Eh... Not my proudest moment buuuuuut:

When I was in highschool I was running around with this down ass ho briefly. Once night she thought it would be funny to throw fire works under benches that bums were sleeping on. It was indeed one of the funniest fucking things I've ever done with a bitch. I'm retrospect, I feel like a huge piece of shit for doing that now. Still though, fuck the homeless.

Also a while back when I was in my 20s I was filling my car up and overheard this git-ass, white boy, squatter looking mother fucker telling another guy that he'd bet I'd be good for a couple bucks. Something about overhearing that then watching him walk from the store front over to the pump where I was at got me heated af. Before he could even open his mouth, I came at him with a shocking level of vitriol. Like I said, sometime about his arrogance and cockiness really pissed me off. He said something back to me and I closed space on that faggot fast. The mother fucker literally ran away.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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There used to be a homeless guy who'd hang out on the benches I front of my old apartment all the time. One time in the winter I saw the guy and thought like "fuck, he's gotta be cold" so I went to Tim Horton's for the sole purpose of bringing this guy a hot chocolate. I get back and try to give it to the guy and he shut it down. I took the lid off and dumped it out at his feet and threw the cup out and never even glanced at the fucker again.

Looking back, I'm definitely the asshole in that scenario. I didn't tell the guy I was getting it for him or anything, I just randomly approached the guy with a hot chocolate that I could've spit in or something. Still, fuck him though. Faggot.
 

Imager

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TorpidSloth

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homeless =not living in a home
Car ≠ home
Fucking dolt.
Of course, you don’t know shit about dick, you literally still live at home with mommy and sleep in your childhood bedroom at age 30, while spending years larping about getting “bitches” and the “streets” in your little rap tunes.

You look homeless btw, ironic….



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Is this really you @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 ? You look like Dave Portnoy. Is the Mc a Jewish ploy? Either way, cut those fingernails, nooga. Disgusting!
 
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There was a cold November night a few years ago and this guy was outside on the sidewalk and couldn't even talk or move he was so fucked up. I tried nudging him and getting him to become conscious ...I wasn't really worried about him, I just didn't want this fuck to die right in front of my house so I called the police with the intention of just getting him off the street so he wouldn't freeze to death. They show up and naturally the guys just beligerent with them and gets taken into jail. I felt like a real cunt for a while because I felt like some kind of snitch....then I got over it, fuck this asshole. I was trying to help.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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There was a cold November night a few years ago and this guy was outside on the sidewalk and couldn't even talk or move he was so fucked up. I tried nudging him and getting him to become conscious ...I wasn't really worried about him, I just didn't want this fuck to die right in front of my house so I called the police with the intention of just getting him off the street so he wouldn't freeze to death. They show up and naturally the guys just beligerent with them and gets taken into jail. I felt like a real cunt for a while because I felt like some kind of snitch....then I got over it, fuck this asshole. I was trying to help.
Pretty good bit would be to hit all the unconscious bums with narcan and sit back and watch them come to
 

BUBBLER

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Homeless guy used to hang out my building, never asked for money just a cigarette. I wanted to start carrying just to accelerate his death from cancer
 

Chive Turkey

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this really you @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 ? You look like Dave Portnoy.
lmao no he doesn't. He looks like one of those faggot zoomer rappers if they managed to make it to 40 alive and unscribbled.

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