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I bought this early access game where you build a movie studio in 1929 and deal with all the racism, violence, drug abuse etc that goes with the time. Quite buggy and underdeveloped but it's one of the craziest games i've ever played. I had to stop a director setting fire to the horse to make a scene more real. I'd have let him do it but the whole cast would have walked. I had a child pistol whipped to get extras more involved in a scene (the fallout from which sank this save into the ground).

Naturally I named it Weinstein Pictures and every staff member, actor and director gets an overtly Jewish name EXCEPT one plucky 28 year old thesbian i named Abe Vigoda. As it turns out this thing's pretty much on the money, he's constantly drunk, violent and complaining about injuries suffered in the pursuit of drinking and violence.

Gets first movie and this happens

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2nd movie "Circumcized Dreams" and it's starting to get on the nose, we got him the stronger door

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2 days later

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The next day

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So we get him a nice easy romantic flick but alas, baby boy has more problems

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It's becoming an ordeal so this is actually a welcome reprieve

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Get's back, immediately asks to go away again with his black friend

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It's more or less an Abe thread simulator.
 
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