WWAWD Having extremely loud farts when you wake up

[aRTie02150]

This happens to me more often than it should, but this morning was the loudest and most active my farts have ever been.

I even woke from the noise and said "Jesus" to myself this morning.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I have a 6am flight on Thursday, and whoever is in my row does not know the hell that is about to be visited on them

 

[Dog Eater]

POOOOOOOOOOT they’re very musical. I wish there was a way to measure the volume of gas expelled and compare results with others.

 

[Cuphead]

I normally have some pretty narly ones after I wake up in the morning

 

[Harry Powell]

It’s like a shotgun blast. Has to be 1000PSI at least

 

[aRTie02150]

POOOOOOOOOOT they’re very musical. I wish there was a way to measure the volume of gas expelled and compare results with others.

I'm definitely curious.

 

[Turk February]

I suppose if its an issue you can fashion a silencer out of a bubble tea straw and some electrical tape to allow the fart to flow freely and quietly out of the butt.

 

[aRTie02150]

It’s like a shotgun blast. Has to be 1000PSI at least

I felt the heat generated from the blast. It was something special

 

[aRTie02150]

I suppose if its an issue you can fashion a silencer out of a bubble tea straw and some electrical tape to allow the fart to flow freely and quietly out of the butt.

WWAWD putting a paper towel tube on your ass to make your farts even louder.

If I had done that thing morning, I would have set off a car alarm.

 

[Fat little piggy]

Nothing better than ripping a loud one during your first piss in the morning.

 

[Dog Eater]

WWAWD putting a paper towel tube on your ass to make your farts even louder.

If I had done that thing morning, I would have set off a car alarm.

To make them quieter I lie on my back and am directly into the mattress. Makes the entire bed echo.

 

[aRTie02150]

To make them quieter I lie on my back and am directly into the mattress. Makes the entire bed echo.

Why don't they use farts to help study echolocation.

 

[Turk February]

Why don't they use farts to help study echolocation.

No one feared the blind swordsman until the lights went out, and they heard him fart

 

[PickleRickle]

I wake up at night to my girlfriend getting rattled as fuck at my midnight gassers. She's trying to play Zelda before bed, im just laying there ripping ass like a total unaware nigger.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I fart all night long now for some reason. They feel like shits and they shoot out like rockets.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I wish there was a way to measure the volume of gas expelled and compare results with others.

 

[guest]

If I've been drinking beer I'm like a fawkin foghorn

 

[Phish]

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Is that a rare wild Will the Farter spotting? Or is that Greg Giraldo?

 

[ChimpanZ]

I always rip fawkin huge farts when I’m spanking my monkey in the morning and sometimes it’s hard to keep a boner through it