WWAWD growing of beards?

[HomeRunCumia]

My Dad could grow a full goatee with no other hair on his face. Mine is from the bottom of my neck up to cheekbone. I get very lazy with shaving but I keep a medium sized goatee usually. I look like a fuckin turtle without one...

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

mustache and goatee

 

[guest]

what are your personal problems with it? Tips of any kind?


Mine grows in fast & even, but won't grow bushy so I need to shave it in week since it'll eventually look like a homeless man in 1810 Utah

Fat neckbeards with gross long unkempt beards only grow them to unsuccessfully hide their extra chins and it obviously doesn't help conceal their fatness
Skinny neckbeards are even more enigmatic. Shave and handle it correctly you virgins.

Those of you who can't grow beards, what do you think is wrong with you?


Shaving:
I just use an electric razor to trim it down close and then straight razor the neck area since I'm not a fat fuck yet and it doesn't look ridiculous
I was dating a girl this past year so bought a normal razor (4 blade?) to keep at her place, I'd involuntarily tear up when trying to shave my upper lip, no idea how you guys do it unless i'm just out of practice. Even shaving the cheeks I could feel it just pulling out the hair

Not a fan of having one myself but to each their own. Just can’t stand those guys who make their beard their personality.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I can grow a goatee but everything else is just very dispersed so I keep the goatee. If I shave I get ID'd constantly and it pisses me off.

Those triple and quad blade razors are a fucking scam. I get the disposal two-blade razors because the hair will actually come out of them when you rinse them. I'm always pulling hair with the fancy ones because they fucking clog and are useless after one shave.

I used to have a goatee, but nowadays I always shave the parts on the sides, so it's a moustache and a chin beard. The dames fawkin love it as long as you keep it short and well trimmed to avoid the pirate look.

 

[Turk February]

Beards are just moustaches for dirty people

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I don't like shaving but I don't feel fully clean if I don't shave. I shaved every day when I was unemployed for a few months. I shaved my head and briefly had a goatee last summer. I was Evil Rutherford for about a week. Say shaved again.

 

[Dog Eater]

I’d like to but mine comes in too slowly to be socially acceptable, I’m stuck shaving unless I can get marooned on a desert island for 3 months.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I've had a beard for years and if it gets a bit long my dad inevitably makes some passive-aggressive boomer remark about it. A while back, he started letting his beard grow. I'm thinking that means I need to go clean-shaven for a while so I can give him shit. I'm sure whatever excuse that makes it okay for him will be a real gem.

Nice daddy issues, stupid.

 

[You Got A Problem Pal]

It's been over 7 years since I last shaved. I've had a full beard the entire time, but I can't tell if it's still growing.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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ZERO POINT ZERO

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If I completely shave I get a lot of razor burn so I maintain a small beard. But enough about my girlfriend. YuhknowwhatImean?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I have black hair and very dark features but a red and blonde beard. It grows outwards and very thick like a civil war general

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I once had a weird Facebook advert that was specifically aimed at Jews who had sparse facial hair.

It was a kind of microneedling system.

There was, of course, a discount code.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have black hair and very dark features but a red and blonde beard. It grows outwards and very thick like a civil war general

Yeah, I have dark brown hair and eyebrows and then my facial hair is every color. It's fucking weird. I've also recently started growing these long as shit rogue eyebrow hairs that are red and thick that I have to trim.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I keep mine short but I need it because I have no chin underneath. It's helpful because it covers a large portion of my face.

 

[guest]

Just head to whatever JC Penny-type store is near you and buy an electric razor with multiple heads for under $30. Use the big heads to whack through the brush, and use the smaller heads to fine tune.

If you feel the hair ripping out you're either doing it rough or your razor blade is rusted.

Don’t do this

 

[guest]

Just a 5 o clock shadow brothermen. Like Clint Eastwood

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I have black hair and very dark features but a red and blonde beard. It grows outwards and very thick like a civil war general

That doesn’t even sound natural.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That doesn’t even sound natural.

Anything is possible when you're an Amerimutt

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Anything is possible when you're an Amerimutt

You hate us because you ain’t us.