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Your just mad because the condoms are in large.Keeping lube, condoms and a bunch of dildos wrapped in a towel in a drawer by the bed. Huge turnoff for some reason.
I also imagine their farts smell much worse than men's farts.
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Your just mad because the condoms are in large.Keeping lube, condoms and a bunch of dildos wrapped in a towel in a drawer by the bed. Huge turnoff for some reason.
I also imagine their farts smell much worse than men's farts.
One of my favorite 4chan posts is a guy opining about how close the vagina is to the asshole. Every woman he sees, is mired in this thought. That tight little cutie pussy is a mere quarter inch away from her stinking shitty asshole.Hair on fucking everything, it's like getting a Turkish Angora that has periods and complains.
Having "period panties", talking about said panties, calling a garment "panties" as an adult.
Having a cunt. It's way too close to the asshole and you know it's true.
God put the playground too close to the junkyard.One of my favorite 4chan posts is a guy opining about how close the vagina is to the asshole. Every woman he sees, is mired in this thought. That tight little cutie pussy is a mere quarter inch away from her stinking shitty asshole.
Ever tried talking to a rope and a stool?Let's see:
1. Not have sex with me.
2. Not go out with me.
3. Not talk to me.
4. Not reciprocate my advances.
5. Calling the police.
6. Filing a police report.
7. Speaking to a judge when I'm not there/talking behind my back.
Yeah, it really gives me the 'ick' if ya caught my drift.
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