WWAWD Gathering of the Juggalos

[Hoolies]

Brotherman posted this classic rockumentary a while back, it's about some Cali crip moving to Arkansas to start a gang, but the first half hour is just these four goofy wiggers spraypainting abandoned houses and being a slight nuisance. The part where bowlcut self-consciously explains why she chose to be beaten in instead of sexed in seems like the most definite proof you really need that extra bone in your foot to be competetive at this shit. Woop woop!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They also did / maybe still have a wrestling event where they would get old washed up guys like Scott hall, Jake The Snake, Brutus Beefcake, Abdullah The Butcher, and Greg Valentine to perform. There’s some videos on YouTube of ICP doing the commentary that was pretty good - they would curse and call guys like Butcher and Valentine fat pieces of shit.

My buddy had a DVD of that shit back in the day. I remember watching a match with Jake the Snake and he was completely fucked up and drunk and literally didn't do anything the whole match. He mostly just sat in the corner looking like he was going to die. Then when the match ended he sprung to life, grabbed some tiny female ref who clearly didn't know what was going to happen and gave her two or three of the dirtiest DDTs I've ever seen absolutely out of nowhere. Like, he was really driving this chick's head into the ground with gusto.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Too much clown wigger acceptance around here. I hope a mammoth sinkhole swallows one of their revolting gatherings.

 

[Meownaw]

Joe Derosa had a funny bit about it and of course when he brought up how awful it was Jim had to but in and say he didn't have a problem at all, genuinely.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The drugs look fun but I kind of hate juggalos.

The one place nobody would be upset if there was a mass shooting

 

[guest]

I can barely handle 2 nights of drinking over a 3/4 day period.....I don't know how people over 20 can party through these festivals for 3 days

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

They also did / maybe still have a wrestling event where they would get old washed up guys like Scott hall, Jake The Snake, Brutus Beefcake, Abdullah The Butcher, and Greg Valentine to perform. There’s some videos on YouTube of ICP doing the commentary that was pretty good - they would curse and call guys like Butcher and Valentine fat pieces of shit.

There’s two distinct wrestling tapes. Stranglemania which is where they did commentary over the Japanese death matches including the Mick Foley/Terry Funk match from 1995 and they made new names aka calling Mick “Cactus Sack” (who’s father was named Prickly Balls) and calling Terry Funk “drunk Terry Flunk”.

Then they had Juggalo Championshit Wrestling which was their actual wrestling promotion. They were commenting that Iron Sheiks blown out belly button was actually a nightlight so when he took a piss at night he didn’t dribble on the toilet seat. Lol. Pretty funny shit actually. Lol. They called King King Bundy “Ding Dong Muffy” and Said that Abdullah the Butcher looked like a Fat Penguin Poodle Duck. They also announced a fat guy as being from Asslick, Kentucky, and booked a guy that wrestled in a Barrell and called him “Fat Fuck Barrell Boy” because “he’s a fat fuck in a Barrell” lol.

 

[Dog Eater]

They were commenting that Iron Sheiks blown out belly button was actually a nightlight so when he took a piss at night he didn’t dribble on the toilet seat.

@captain_kamala comment?