I'll fuck you so passionately that it transcends gayness and is actually the straightest act a man can commit.
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WWAWD Foxes?
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Or is that just a regular thing in Holland?
Think about is, dicks have been in vaginas, so sucking one is the straightest thing there is.
Vaginas have been filled with dicks, so fucking a vagina is actually the gayest thing there is.
I hope it's 66 times just for da bit and that becomes your argument in court. (I don't really hope this I'm all in with da Abe and CakeHorn (even though CH is mean to me for no reason in this thread (I guess he was drunk but is that REALLY an excuse)?)). Use more ()'s stupid.
Kindly fuck off Minaw, this ain't your show.
Abe and me are having a moment right now, would you mind?
I was just kidding about fucking off Minaw.
WWAWD Buffalo 66, Ricci was so hot in that movie.
Buffalo '66 was prime Ricci. Chubby Ricci ruled. Marilyn Manson bullied the whole world out of prime Ricci. Bullying rules.
Nigger Jim is just like Anthony, they turn their desire of sucking dick in blatant racism and anger.
Just accept that you want to suck dick, Jesus Christ, it's 2023 folkhs.
I would suck a dick if it was attached to a beautiful lady like Lucy or Monica.
And I'm not ashamed to admit it, if that makes me may gay so be it.
And I'm not ashamed to admit it, if that makes me may gay so be it.
Have you ever heard of the Lucy Lawless Appreciation Thread?
That thread has 81 pages filed by 4 or 5 people, lol.
I believe that to be true about a lot of people but I really think that Nigger Jimothy might genuinely just want to suicide by cop. And that sucks.
I thought it was a bit with the recordings at first because they're so funny, but then he's gone into the PTSD and the dreams and the skipping. He's a very unfairly bruised soul and I hope he gets a decent rest soon.
I also hope that Chef Adam Libby and his sister both lose their arms in a woodchipper at the same time. Like a he-falls-in-she-tries-to-pull-his-already-mulched-arms-out kinda thing.
I just hope it isn't a eternal rest, Lucy be with this closeted queer, no bs.
You do an awful lot of "_______________. If that makes me gay, so be it."
Do you just want to be gay, CakeHorn? It's okay. Seriously.
Defining your sexuality is so 20th century, i just glide along to where my dick and desires blow me brotherman, no bs.
That legitimately sounds awesome but I'm positive I wouldn't be able to keep a rod for a dude. Especially if I had to awkwardly jam my barely-hard, windmilled dick into a smelly dude-butthole. I can't even keep a boner for a fat chick.
I already had an experience with John Cazale on the set of The Godfather. He sucked my pecker but I didn't get hard or cum and then I kicked his ass for trying to make me queer.
Life is just too short to not try as much
as you can and are willing to do, as long as it is between consenting adult.
I don't give a shit what people think about me anyway, lol.
Lot of close minded, hateful and ignorant people around here though, no bs dude.
How much does it rule that one of the Libby dykes is probably gonna read this whole thread?
I bet they'd move you and Maury and Clovis in. But all of your food is prepared by Chef Adam.
Hey, i might be willing to experiment, but i won't even fuck those cunts, even i have my standards.
There's also a very real possibility that Maury and Clovis will be hugged to death.
Edit: the thought makes me sad too, sport. He just..... doesn't know any better.
Edit: the thought makes me sad too, sport. He just..... doesn't know any better.