A beautiful exotic Canadian man?
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WWAWD Foxes?
- Thread starter ShutYourCakeHorn
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I always have a tape measure on my belt and I can't tell you the length of my penis off the top of my head because it's always less than I thought and I just push it out of my mind.
I'm going to kill myself right now... GOOD FUCKING GOING, SHUTYOURCAKEHORN.
Don't do drugs, kids.
Is this some sort of jab at me?
Oh cool. So you just raped me. Real nice, asshole.I have at jab for you right here
Emoji rape still makes my holes ache, scumbag.
I would only rape Lucy, Monica or any of The Alliance Chads.
Sorry to dissapoint you like this Abe.
We dead and he HATES that!
How sweet is it when someone you like and value the opinion of is posting all hammered? It fucking rules, huh? You're like "that guy must be super wise because he's drunker than shit all the time."
You raped me. It has been written.
I love you Abe.
I'm going to specifically name your username in my suicide letter. I'll also say you're Dutch, paraplegic and you live in Holland so that should narrow it right the fuck down.
I love you too, CakeHorn.
North and South Holland are provinces in The Netherlands you absolute fucking simpleton.
I live in another province, retard.
You're lucky I don't just sincerely say Dutchland.
I live in the woods and I'm a stupid person.
I live in the woods and I'm a stupid person.
Sorry for calling you a simpleton and retard Abe.
But you are kinda being both right now, not gonna lie buddy.
Well you're fucking Dutch, so shove it.
Fair enough.
I'm sorry I told you to shove it, buddy. I oughta FUCKING SLIT MY OWN FUCKING THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!